Talking to GodsGirls #5: CHELSEA
by Farhaad
Yay, Chelsea! She's kinda radical. Read this interview, hoes!
1.) What your name be, where you stay, how you livin'?
Hi. I am Chelsea. I live in the hood. I am quite well, thank you for asking.
2.) I'm getting right into it. Your breasts! They're pretty rad. I don't even have a question about them.
Yes.
3.) So you do a lot of work for the site. I've seen you handle your biz in person. (I once blocked the sun for Chelsea by hanging a Pirate blanket over a large window. I called her a goth, then a beautiful black woman walked into the room wearing only a towel. She didn't expect me to be there I guess. I've witnessed some cool shit.) You're like the Kobe Bryant of Godsgirls.com. What's the thing you hate most about working on the site? My guess is carrying your teammates to the playoffs... errr.
The thing I hate most about the site is when Annaliese tries to sell me on the internet for $46 dollars in order to buy a stupid american idol t shirt. That pirate blanket is pretty awesome, eh? Thanks for lookin' out.
4.) You get naked here too. I think you're like..one of the first broads to commit. How'd you get involved with Godsgirls. com? Make your answer long so the people reading this can think I'm doing a good job. Douchebags.
My mom forced me into modeling/acting/dancing at a really young age, and modeling was the only one I was good at, so I stuck with it. When I got a little older I started getting tattoos and it was really hurting my ability to get jobs. I knew Katie through a mutual friend and I sent her an email asking her advice on getting into alt modeling. She told me about GG, (this was around January of '05) and the rest really is history. I flew out to shoot, Annaliese and I fell in love, and now I live in LA and GodsGirls has become my life.
5.) Ahh, Annaliese. She's wonderful. Did you know she could smoke 8 cigarettes at once? She doesn't blow out the smoke either. No one knows where it goes. What's your favorite story about her?!
One time Annaliese and I went to Vegas for a "business" trip, which meant we got really drunk and told lots of people about godsgirls, hoping that they would fund our gambling for the evening. After winning about 2 grand each, we convinced the dealers to get us comps so that we could have breakfast (we obviously couldn't afford it). When we sat down at the booth at that restaurant in the Hard Rock, we both really had to pee and didn't feel like walking all the way to the bathroom, so we decided to handle our business right under the table.
When our waiter showed up we're like "ITS ALL WET UNDER OUR TABLE. WHAT THE HELL IS IT, ITS DISGUSTING!!!"
Annaliese says "theres no pipes here....I bet it's pee!" The waiter starts mopping it up with a rag and he's like..."uhhh, no, it's not pee...." but secretly he knew it was. We convinced him to give us our breakfast for free. I think we used our comp for lunch. It was pretty epic.
6.) I saw you dance one time (I was lounging with a 6 dollar Heineken watching a ton of white kids have seizures on the dancefloor. It was very entertaining, then SOMEONE had to be a show off.), you're pretty good at it. You're white though. How did you learn to move your whole body like that? usually you guys stay stiff in the hip area.
I am from New Jersey.
7.) Chela, do you have a favorite Godsgirl? Cop out answers are for lames. Don't be a lame. I know you're all over your own dick, but you can't choose yourself either.
My favorites really do change every day. I mostly love the girl I spoke to most recently.
Lately I've had quite the affinity for Erin. Ever since that set of the two of us went up I have been longing for her touch.
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8.) Hahaha, I called you Chela. You're a mexican now! Go make some menudo, and tamales!
I will make you vegan cupcakes. Don't ever call me Chela again. I will cut choo.
9.) You're abusive towards me! Why? Since we've met, You've called me a faggot, gave me a titty twister, bit my titty really hard, farted on me during a lap dance, farted on my leg when we were walking out of that restaurant, and gave me a Ric Flair knife edge chop at 2 in the morning in the freezing cold. The only thing that bothers me is the farting though. I could do without that.
T oo bad for you! I have never called you a faggot, though because I don't use that word. Stop making up lies about me!!! I may have twisted your nipple and bit it once or twice...I am a sassy drunk. The farts are just butt air, Farhaad. Stop being a cry baby.
10.) Who had the hotter verse on "Oh No," Mos Def, or Pharoahe Monch? I'm really undecided.
Either Mos Def or Pharoahe Monch.
11.) Tell me which models had a hot dyke out session during or after a two girl set. GO
Me and Erin. I've seen a lot of broads make out in my stay here....
12.) I think that's it. How do you feel about extending this into a two part interview some day? Did you enjoy the questions, or what? Give shout outs here. Hold it down for your peeps, ya dig?
If one day you run out of girls to ask questions to, I would be delighted to do a second interview with you. The questions were pretty good, I wish you had asked me what kind of dinosaur I would be if I was one (a triceritops) or who my first celebrity crush was (Alyssa Milano) or where I would travel if I could go anywhere (Nigeria) or what my favorite animal is (elephant)....but you know, no one's perfect. I am shouting out to the old ladies with the Danzig license plate, to the Clyde to my Bonnie, to my girlfriend in New York, to my kid sister, to these rad awesome kids that I know in a band called Hudson Criminal, to my fellow GodsGirls, to Willie Nelson, to my new kitten, to Spike, to Spyder and his dad Spyderdog. Over and out.
