Talking to GodsGirls #3: AUBREY
by Farhaad
Once upon a few hours ago I interviewed Aubrey of GodsGirls.com. This is the end result:
Farhaad: What your name be, where you stay, how you livin'?
Aubrey: Aubrey Money, born and raised in Dirty Jerz. Right now I'm livin well, still smoke and drink whenever I want.
F: What do you like best about being one of God's Girls? (I like the part about boobs).
A: I like meeting new people and having new life experiences. I love the parties we throw cause not only do I get to know the girls but I also get to know the members too and I think that pretty much rules. I've met some of the greatest people through this site.
F: So I know you're a true head bussa. Do you have a favorite technique for cracking skulls, or is it just random? I think I read something about a brick once... brick city, heh.
A: Hahahah I did threaten to bash a girls face in with a brick one time... but usually it's just random. I don't really plan out the fights I get into they just happen when they happen. I guess I have a bad tendency of aiming for the eyes? I've blacked a few of em in my day.
F: You're coming to Los Angeles soon. Are you looking forward to doing any tourist type shit like Japanese people do?
A: I'm not too big on tourist shit. I could actually care less about tourist attractions. When ever I travel to new places I like to just party and have fun.
F: We have Mexicans out here. Those might not exist in The Dirty Jerz. How do you feel about cars (possibly stolen) with loud mufflers speeding down the street at 5 am? It happens.
A: Hahahahahaha I'm pretty sure Mexicans are everywhere, we definitely have tons in NJ. I can't even count the amount of people I know who have gotten their car stolen. We don't have whistle tip mufflers here though thank fucking god....
F: Player haters. Tell me about your favorite encounter with one.
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A: Ahhhhh so many haters! This one lame guy from my area will not leave me alone for shit. He used to be one of my best friends. The whole time we were friends he was secretly crushin on me. Finally the point in time came where I got a boyfriend.... needless to say that didn't go over too well. He flipped out on me and we got into a huge argument which resulted in me breaking up with the guy because I valued my friendship with that guy way too much to end it. He ended up not wanting to be my friend either way. He turned all of my friends against me and starting making up tons and tons of rumors about me. I think the best one he came up with was telling people I got gang banged by a hardcore crew hahahahaha. Anyone who knows me knows that I would never ever do anything like that. Then he got even girlier about the situation and starting giving me shout outs at his shows calling me a slut and blah blah blah. Typical little girl shit. In June my fam came over to bbq and whatever not and a had a few friends over, nothing huge. This is when I was living at home with my parents. He got word I was having a party and CALLED THE COPS ON ME. Either way it wasn't a party and everyone was gone when the cops came at 1 am. What a loser hahahaha. He still to this day drags shit on and everything happened January 06. I'm pretty sure he just put out a song about me with his shitty band. Talk about beating a dead horse eh?
F: Annaliese. How do you feel about her? Did you know that she doesn't walk? She floats everywhere.
A: I haven't really gotten a chance to really have a conversation with Annaliese yet buttttttt she does so much for all of the ladies and I appreciate her giving us all a place to get naked that's not trashy and lame. I met her in Montreal and she told me I was allowed to dance around with my ta-ta's out and she appreciates cupcakes just as much as I do so I think that's pretty awesome and gives her a thumbs up in my book. Not only that but she is my boss and I do respect the shit out of her.
F: You get 237 dollars in the mail like Al Bundy got from his dead uncle. (That was a funny episode.) What do you do with it?
A: Buy some weed, some 40z, chinese food, and rent some good horror movies.
F: Do you have a favorite GodsGirl? Yes? No? Maybe so? Tell me why you like her... and if you're gonna be all sweet, tell me why you like all of them. (Don't give me a lame answer.)
A: I am going to have to say Kisa. One time she told me a story about how she ripped out a girls tampon at a toga frat party. Since then I've pretty much been in love with her. That is the greatest thing I have ever heard. Wren too. We have matching tattoos and she lets me sleep in her bed. She's not afraid of anybody. She's always there when I need her and I love her to pieces.
F: Before GodsGirls.com, did you get naked on the internet anywhere else? If it's your first time, why did you decide to apply?
A: I have never even modeled before GodsGirls. Before GodsGirls I wasn't really impressed with other sites. Once I saw GodsGirls pictures for the first time I was like "whoa I need to be a part of this." I spent a couple months after I turned 18 seriously thinking about applying. Finally I just said fuck it and did it. I couldn't be happier with my decision.
F: I guess by now you've realized how bad I am at interviewing. I don't have a degree in journalism. Sue me. That's not even a question. How are you going to respond to that?
A: I like your interview. I have never really been interviewed before but if I had been, this would probably be my favorite one. You're not boring - who gives a fuck if you don't have a degree in journalism.
F: Translate this rap line into proper english:
"I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys
Don't nobody live with my mom but a bunch of junkies
Donut Dunkin', Bitch, I ride glazed on the Haze
Gator green Chevy, gator guts, alligator J's"
-Young Dro.
A: "I live by my gun, killing anyone that fucks with me
grew up hard with no guidance
fuck the cops, I'm high all the time when I am driving
I drive a green chevy, with gator skin interior"
F: I think that's it. How did I do? Do you want to give a shout out to anyone? This last one is all you. Say something.
A: I think you did well, if I was just some random person I would like reading your interviews. So do more k? Shout outs? MAH MAN N MAH GURLZ IN THA DIRTY JERZ
Cheaaaa. That was it. I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks Aubrey.
