Talking to GodsGirls #11: ARIA
by Farhaad
Farhaad: What your name be? Where you stay? How you livin'?
Aria: Aria, Toronto, student for life. I kind of sound like a robot. I guess I can elaborate a little more. I live in Canada, which is that wonderful country just above yours. I am going to school for my Bachelor of Science, majoring in animal biology. I love animals a lot so I don't eat them.
Farhaad: I went against my word. I wasn't going to interview Canadian girls anymore but...it's Aria..Bo Baria. Banana fana fo faria. Is that how that shit goes?
Aria: Yeah! I don't think your name would work so well though. I'm going to try anyway... Farhaad bo baad banana fana fo farhaad. hmmm... not bad at all, you just have to say that last part really fast. Well, I'm glad you decided to make an exception and interview me. Besides, you told me a long time ago that you were going to interview me so you owed me!
Farhaad: Supreme Clientele or Liquid Swords? AND WHY?!
Aria: Liquid Swords has some really good tracks on it but overall as an album I think that Supreme Clientele is stronger. I love the beats and It also brings back memories of graduating from high school and prom. I find that Ghostface's rhymes are way more interesting to listen to.
Farhaad: I'm eating French toast right now. My mom made it for me, it's delicious. Do you have a favorite breakfast food? My mom says hi. She wants to know why you 'muchachas bonitas' get naked on the internet. Answer her, or face her wrath!
Aria: Hi Farhaad's mom! I really like vegan french toast. Mr_Zero sent me a really good recipe and I love it. Getting naked on the internet is rad. Tell her she should try it.
Farhaad: Here's a boring question: When did you start doing the modeling thing, and how did you get involved with GG?
Aria: I modeled a bit when I was 12 but I lost interest, it's hard to get any work when you are short besides Sears catalogues. I started modeling for God's Girls because I was in need of a hobby while I was living all by my lonesome in Victoria. I think it's fun to get naked in front of the camera. Later on in life I'll look back and remember how hot I was. I found the GG myspace and I think there was a blog or something talking about applying. I e-mailed Annaliese and told her I wanted to get naked and she e-mailed me back asking when I could come to LA. That was at the end of January, 2006 and I've been here ever since.
Farhaad: My mother has another question. "Aria, sos una stripper?" I think you know what she's asking.
Aria: haha! No, I don't strip but I have considered it on many occasions. I took dance lessons for 13 years so I wanted to show my parents that their money wasn't wasted.
Farhaad: One time I was hanging out with Annaliese, pushing piff and such, and she taught me an important lesson. "Industry rule number 4080, record labels are mad shady for gravy." I had an epiphany. Tell me about the good times you've had with A-Fleezy.
Aria: I haven't really had too much contact with Annaliese although we do share the same first name. I hope to meet her someday because she seems rad!
Farhaad: Do you like guys who wear tight ass jeans, and slip on vans? Cause I don't do that. That shit is gay. What does your ideal dude look like?
Aria: Yeah! My bf wears somewhat tight jeans and slip-on vans. I bought the Vans for him and they have the Circle Jerks on them. I hope you know who they are, if you don't then you should find out.
Farhaad: No homo to that last question. That was kinda fruity.
Aria: How was it fruity? I don't think it was that fruity although it did kind of sound like girl talk to me. Next thing you'll be asking me about feelings and stuff.
Farhaad: Translate this rap shit into proper english:
Aiyo, it's Tony Starks, the Wallabee clarks, the fly minks
The first nigga to pop, them yellow bottles for drinks
Big links, only built for D. Coles, I peep hoes
You god damn right, I fuck fans, and get G. robes
And spinnach, bread like the Pillsbury dough
I got a red nose pick, with the high pro glow
My hydro flow? I got it locked, but y'all don't know
Watch when your enterprise go public, and Starks just blow
-Ghostface Killah
Aria: Oh man.... ok, I'll try but I'm sure it will be nothing like what it actually means.
Hey it's me, I'm pretty awesome
I was the first guy to be as cool as me
I wear lots of jewelry so I can attract hot ladies
Yeah that's right I have sex with my fans
I take them out to eat spinnach bread
I look good because I have lots of money so I can afford expensive things
I can't go on! hahaha! I'm laughing so hard right now I am crying. I think I did pretty good though.
Farhaad: Would you be mad if I styled on you? What if I told you you could have better gear to match, and you still couldn't style on me? What if the cal was on me?
Aria: pfft... I don't need clothes to look good. You probably would style on me though. I'm not that stylish. You have way more shoes than me and I'm sure you have way cooler clothes. I wear American Apparel a lot, that's stylish to me.
Farhaad: God has plenty girls, but which one is your absolute favorite?
Aria: I hate to pick favourites. I have a few that are way up there for me but if I had to pick one I would say Chelsea. She has had the most impact on my life and in a really good way.
Farhaad: I think this is done. Did you have fun? I did. Lot's of fun actually. Shout outs? Fuck yous? Go!
Aria: I had lots of fun! I really enjoyed translating the rap. Anytime you need translation, you give me a call. Shout outs to my fellow Canadians and Catra who uses the word Canadian for people that are not necessarily Canadian. Lots of love to the Toronto tattoo convention crew and to the people that say hi to me. I don't do fuck yous.
