A brave single guy ventures out to look for love in a really wrong place… The netherworld.
No one claims that dating these days is easy – some might even suggest that today’s social scene is just plain dead. So when the “live ones” get away from you at the gym or the club, you may have to start looking elsewhere to find that special someone. The hotties of the past may be out of your league, but hey, it’s not like they’re getting a lot of play these days…
PART 6 –BREAKFAST IN BED WITH AUDREY HEPBURN
Being a fashion icon is not easy when you’re alive, let alone dead, but former film star (and when I say former, I don’t mean she retired) Audrey Hepburn can still pull off looking classic and classy. Yes, the fact that the image of her as a beatnik was recently used in a GAP commercial freaked me out a bit, but I was still into this jumpin’ Gigi bigtime.
As I arrived at the door to her country manor, I half-expected her to be in B&W. Once she open the door, however, My Fair Lady greeted me in glorious Technicolor ™. Women always look better in skirts, and the gorgeous gamine had the gams to prove it. Also, rumors of her having a “funny face” were greatly exaggerated!
After offering me a mint-flavored aperitif (if you don’t know what it is, look it up on wikipedia), she suggested we play a game of Charades. I returned her volley by upping the ante and turning the game into “Strip Charades.” Damn, if she wasn’t good at guessing my hints! I ended up in my boxers and she was still fully dressed. Luckily for me, her next clue was “snorkel” and I did bring up a violation of rules when she cheated and used me as a prop. Let’s just say I did not dare tell this Holly to “go lightly” while she was miming the act of saltwater intake.
I should have seen it coming (that was a bad segue) when, after breakfast in bed (waffles!) the next morning, Audrey wanted to go shopping at Tiffany’s. I suppose a diamond tiara is a small price to pay for a night in the sack with Hollywood royalty. And she looked really cute in it. We made out in the changing room by ladies apparel for another 20 minutes, then I hailed her a taxi and watched my sassy Sabrina ride out of my life.
The Oscar winner may have been a goodwill ambassador for UNICEF in her later years, but Ms. Hepburn certainly proved to be a good lovin’ ambassador during our brief time together.
Next Time: Part 7 – Hittin’ the Hard Rock with Anna Nicole
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