Now that we're older, both sexes are engaging in psychological fucking warfare. Playing games involve relationships, instead of playing Monopoly. Women are beautiful creatures, but let's admit it -- we can be complicated.
10.
Pass Go, Get $200.
You got her number. You made that call. It may be hours or even days before she returns your call back. Why? She doesn't want to look to interested. We now how you boys are, you like the chase. Looking eager isn't hot. When we're ready, we'll make the move. If you don't hear from her after some time, make sure she received the message (hey, things could happen!) If you heard she's left the country, take the hint.
9.
In Jail.
"Do I look fat in this?" She wants to make sure that you still find her desirable. Baiting for compliments is a common thing, just another way to boost our confidience. Of course, compliment away. If we do look like a fatass, our girlfriends will tell us, that's what they are there for. Unless you want to let your broad know she's packing some extra ass, prepare and wear a cup.
8.
Get Out Of Jail Free Card.
We play dumb. We play dumb a lot when we don't want to discuss something. We play dumb when we don't want to do something. When we want YOU to do something, we will say "I don't know how to do that." It works everytime.
7.
Income Tax, Pay $500.
Playing hard to get isn't always a game of challenge. Some of girls have been been carrying so much fucking weight of emotional baggage that we can't take much more. Dating all together is risky and is a matter of testing the waters. If you aren't sure about us, but we're giving you the "signals", then show her somehow you feel the same way.
6.
Community Chest.
"We need to talk." This usually happens when we need your attention and usually that attention is needed right now. You might as well get comfortable because you have just started a two hour conversation, probably about nothing at all. If you decide not to talk, you will still hear a two hour conversation about how you "don't communicate your feelings anymore."
5.
Trading Properties.
We will offer sex in exchange for something we want you to do. Look at it this way, you both get something out of it. However, make sure she lives up to her end of the bargain, boy toy. Fucked up thing, you shouldn't always have to "do" something in order for her to have sex with you. And we shouldn't have to always offer sex in order for you to go out of your way to do something for us.
4.
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.
Reverse psycology usually occurs when she says the opposite of what she really wants, hoping you will do exactly what she wants you to do. For example, she wants you to cuddle, but she say it. Instead, she she'll hint about it or even avoid it, only you later find out she's pissed that you never held her. Women drop more hints, more than birds drop shit on cars. Just watch.
3.
Free Parking.
Who knew men could read fucking minds? Apparently, we want you to read minds, know exactly what we're thinking, how we're feeling, what we want and how we want it. This one is easy. Just stop guessing and start asking.
2.
Game Over.
You know you are in the dog house when she's hanging off the side of the bed, risking a shitty nights sleep just to avoid being close to you. You know you are in the dog house when she's showing you how hard she can possibly close a door. You know you are in real fucking trouble when she's absolutely silent. The funniest part about it is that you have no idea why she's pissed. Whatever you do, don't ask her what's wrong. If you don't know what's wrong, it will only piss her off even more.
1.
The Game.
The game of all games is the relationship itself. We bluff, love, cheat and fight. Sometimes we win and sometimes we cut our losses.
