Site News
we are awesome!
December 5, 2006
sooooo!
hi!
today we have REAL news.
actually, today we will play a game.
it's a scavenger hunt. if you make it to the end you will receive three prizes.
go to your nearest news stand.
ask, coyly, for the january issue of penthouse magazine. they're going to think you're a pervert and picture you rubbing one out in the back seat of your car but they will indeed help you find the magazine. and honestly, if they're thinking those kind of thoughts THEY are the pervert.. not you.. so don't feel bad. ok? the magazine is your first prize.
when you get the magazine-- flip past the middle--- past (or is the passed? fuck) some pictorial in black and white where this broad is eating a flower... and then BOOM. there will be your second prize.
you have already received your third prize once you have pulled the creepy plastic wrapper from your magazine but you probably hardly noticed.
it's a calendar full of amazing tits.
put it on the wall at your office and then tune into www.littleradio.com while you work and let me take over your entire existance.
|
 |
