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calling all hipsters! we know you like to mismatch patterns and wear ridiculous 80's garb from your favorite over-priced "thrift" retail store--so now we'd like to offer up a taste of your favorite random thrown together outfit as seen on our new, entirely fictional site: hipstergodsgirlsporn.com. julene
oh yes, we know those clashing colors are getting you all kinds of worked up. it's okay, you don't need to deny it any longer.



sweet girls are fun, but having the kind of lady around you know has your back whenever you need her can be an especially useful tool. we'd like to make friends with any mob boss that comes with a maga by their side. maga wei mean, you'd know they meant serious business the minute they walked through the door.




the weather's changing around here, all the grass is getting a little bit browner and the wind's starting to pick up... depending on your location, of course. but just because there's nothing in bloom on this hillside doesn't mean there's nothing good for you to be looking at! olive
oh yes, there's some very lively things to be seen there indeed.






anything fun going on this evening? well... there could be if you would just hang out at home. that might sound like a joke but we assure you it isn't. though you might was to pull out a big cozy rug if you'd like to have something like this to talk about in the morning. roz

you realize we find links like these to discuss in our forums (and show all the rest of the pictures) on our site, right? if by some freak chance you don't have a membership already now is a prime time to get one! so you just bought yourself a membership and now you want more? why don't you get yourself one of our t-shirts, all of which are printed on super-comfy american apparel t's! not to mention that we have two new summer designs available... and don't forget, there's always a cute pair of panties or a limited edition poster you could hook yourself up with!