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Dear God's Girls posted : 07/17/09 at 02:04pm pst

I'll admit it. I've masturbated to a bunch of picture sets here.

 

I just won't say which ones.

 

And afterwards I feel all warm and giddy and nice.

 

L<3ve,

Me

I Left My Heart in San Francisco posted : 07/16/09 at 01:08pm pst listening to:Paul Oakenfold

How's everyone???? I'm terribly sorry I haven't been updating my journal here more regularly. I feel like such a slacker. And I know I shouldn't. Cos, you know, I pay to come here. But somehow it just doesn't feel like that here, and that's maybe one of the coolest things about this place. I can't remember when my shit expires but I'll be

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Entry Number 4 posted : 03/26/09 at 02:03pm pst

Today's journal entry poses the question: Which Gods Girl do I masturbate to?

Answer: ALL OF THEM!

Entry Number 3 posted : 03/19/09 at 09:02pm pst listening to:The Smiths

I know, some time has passed between my last journal entry and this one, but honestly that's always been part of my appeal--the slightly far away, charming sort who comes in the night, makes you come several times, tucks you in and leaves at some point between the time you fall asleep and the time the sun streaks across your bed.

And it's been a

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Entry Number 2 posted : 02/22/09 at 01:38am pst listening to:Morrissey

Dear Journal,

These women have names like Eden, Turandot (because Puccini makes her cry? I may never know), London and Josepha. And then there's Steam. And Talon. And London and Kyle (Journal, have you been reading my Diary? How do you know I love girls with boy names?!). And if I go on, I run the risk of sounding like that song by The

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Name notwoodyallen Age 34 Occupation Writer bum Location Los Angeles Hometown Because why??? Sign Libra About Me One of those dry, introverted, depressed types you see up and down and everywhere these days. Why Im a GodsGirl's Member Because I am weak. Superhero Power An indestructible immune system. Sexual fantasy Answering this question seriously would make things a little weird between us. So I'm going to keep it light and say I'd like to throat fuck a penguin. Weapon of Choice Cheerios Hobbies If I had any, would I have joined this site? I kid. Music Your usual eclectic mix of hipster bullshit, classics, jpop, mope pop, 80's synth and what not. Movies Because if we like the same movies we're going to have incredible sex or something? Books I really hate filling out profiles. TV Sucks for the most part, but for a few notable exceptions like The Office, Attack Of The Show, BSG, Californication, and so on. Art Shepard Fairey, Mark Rydell, Luke Chueh, Frank Miller, Dave McKean Food Almost everything except Thai (it's kinda boring) and shit like Wienerschnitzel. Education Drop out Status Single Orientation Straight Ethnicity Bi Birthday oct 21 Who I Idolize Cesar Milan Goals To ensure that everyone loves chihuahuas. Bedtime attire Nude Nerdy Secret Pleasure R/C cars My Favorite GodsGirls Landmine! Landmine! Landmine! Unicorn or Pegasus? To fuck or to ride in on and look awesome? To fuck--Unicorn. To ride in on looking awesome--Pegasus. No doubt. if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? I'd grab him, throw him up against the wall, and yell, My Website
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