I heard from an old friend that would hardly count as a human being these days... all the shit he said reminded me of this Judge song called "In My Way." The words speak volumes:

You've lost my respect
I've seen your worst and I've seen your best
And I won't settle for anything less
I guess you can call me obsessed

But still... the fuck didn't ruin my birthday.
Nice try douchebag, epic failure.