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What started out as a dare, rapidly spiraled into a horrific experience for all in its wake. What was seen couldn't be unseen. Behold, the horror of a man dressed as Lady GaGa.
Almost everyone commented "Man, I can't believe you have the balls to wear that!" Unfortunately, those same balls were forced into my abdominal cavity because of the tights. I didn't have to tuck anything back. They were coerced into a safe, undisclosed location.
What was nice was the fact that I wasn't the only one in tights.
The bartenders decided that they would stop bar service temporarily (bogus!) to perform Beyonce's "Single Ladies".
What say you, Bill and Ted?
"Excellent!"
More to come, maybe.
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pyratking
Thank you very much. Its surprising what someone can do without any dignity or self respect.
LynsieLee
i can read your poker face. hahaha i love you :)
pyratking
Wait until you see the video. There's a dance number! <333333333
Anais
hahaha that is awesome!
pyratking
Thanks! I really hope to see the video from that night soon.
River
OMFG, as if Lady Gaga wasn't hideous enough. Well played, sir. Well played!
pyratking
Thanks. Half the night I was stomping around screaming "GAGA SMASH!" like the Incredible Hulk.
Therese
Your costume and you are amazing! :] you rule!
pyratking
Aww, thanks dear! *blush*
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that...THAT...is the best costume of the year, hands down! Well done, sir