When i'm bored i've got silly ideas.
Last one: "hey, what about going to the lame amusement park "futuroscope"?
By "futur" they mean the future as you pictured it in the 80'. Anyway, it was almost entertaining and they made my brain explode with 3D movies and stuff.
At one moment, i was in front of an "under the sea movie" and a HUGE galapagos tortoise popped up in front of my fucking face. Like "Oh hi, i'm in front of you, and with your fugly googles you can see i'm fucking your perception and if i want i take a shit on your nose. KTHXBYE"
Oh and i've also fucked my ankle. Now that i can't move from house without pulling off the sexy hunchback walk style, let's say i'll get some rest by looking at pron online. It's safe and it doesn't include tortoises. I mean, do not want tortoise porn. For godsake.