mrbluesky

yeah sure ill listen to your demo tape.  i mean your myspace page.

hahahaha

im currently staying at salad days studio in baltimore recording an album with my band.

it has been hard as fuck, but i am very stoked as it should be glorious, hilarious, wonderful, and magnificent.
and magical.


let it be known that brian mcternan is a god among men and mike schliebaum is the ultimate matt foley.  together they will help us achieve greatness.

if anyone lives here and has some good hookups you know what to do

I'm in Cleveland right now and I'll be around the east coast for the next two months.  I figured i'd post the dates in case anyone wants to come party.  We are big fans of the party.  If anyone feels like coming hit me up.

so far it is fucking awesome.

dead to fall, with dead hands rising, born of osiris, at all cost

10/22 - St. Louis, MO @ Creepy Crawl

10/23 - Kansas City, MO @ Static Bar

10/24 - Dallas, TX @ Fat Daddy's

10/25 - San Antonio, TX @ Rock Bottom

10/26 - Corpus Christi, TX @ Underground

10/27 - Houston, TX @ Java Jazz

10/28 - Little Rock, AR @ Vino's

10/29 - Memphis, TN @ Dregs

10/30 - Pensacola, FL @ Legion Post 33

10/31 - Sheffield, AL @ The Rave

11/01 - Chatanooga, TN @ Club Fathom

11/02 - Augusta, GA @ Sector 7G

11/03 - Orlando, FL @ Island Oasis

11/04 - Tampa, FL @ Orpheum

11/05 - Jacksonville, FL

@ Thee Imperial

11/06 - Raleigh, NC @ The Brewery

11/07 - Springfield, VA @ Jaxx

11/08 - Philadelphia, PA @ Sirens

11/09 - Pompton Lakes, NJ @ Mainstage

then baltimore recording for the next month.

i am feeling wonderful

jimi hendrix sounds amazing right now.  really cliche but really really good

hows everybody doing?

haha.

there is no sound in the world worse that shitty fucking house music.  my roommate gene, the forever obliviously inconsiderate "dj" aka ableton live knob turner/button presser, plays that shit every fucking day. 

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump

thats all i ever fucking hear.

every time the retarded beat hits, which is about four times a second, my fucking brain resets.  it literally makes me stupider, and then i get mad about being stupider, and swear a lot.  i seriously want to break all of his shit every time this garbage comes on.

usually, like today, he picks the only time that im fucking sleeping and turns it on upstairs so you can feel the shitty, stupid, ass sucking bass every fucking time it fucking hits.  not annoying enough?  maybe if he gradually turned it up as i get more and more pissed off it would make me want to shoot myself.

check.

cool, i don't like sleeping any fucking way, right?  no, that is not right; house music sucks fucking ass.  forever, always.  if you like house music, you are most likely beyond repair as a human being and would rather smoke shards than fucking eat a meal or sleep.  let me go to sleep. let me sit in my house without having to get stupider.  it is seriously torture.  fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.