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SO this last girl....
You know , I think Ill just quote two of the last texts she sent me and let you draw your own conclusions....
" Why when Im bummed do I always feel better when I cut myself ? Its not deep don't worry. : ) "
And
" The teddy bears are coming to get me." ... Im going to say that again " THE TEDDY BEARS ARE COMING TO GET ME"
Gawd I wish I was making that up....
So , yeah Im swearing off relationships for a while before im chased into deliberate and methodical mysoginy ( I think I spelled that right...) for some disturbing reason I seem to attract trauma victims and seriously messed up women. Yet I cant even begin to think what it is about me that makes these nutjobs be drawn to me. So Im going to practice being an asshole for a while , that seems to work.
The good news :My shidoshi told me what he expects for my san-dan ( third degree black belt) !!
The Bad-sounding-but-not-really-bad news : I have to go to Japan and do well. And I cant bring my Godzilla costume ( I asked already)
The bad news : Thats really freaking expensive mang !!! two to three grand minimum all said for tickets , travel food and training.
The other good news : I have a year to save up. And if it comes down to it I already have it saved up. Whew.
How art thou o noble reader ??
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mojojones
No I test FOR my san-dan at/after Japan
GuardianAngel
Well, then congratulations on making it to the level of being eligible to try out for your third degree black belt. You know... like later. What...like a year or so? Sooooooo... EARLY congratulations. Well... IF you pass the test, or whatever. Ummmmm.... wait.... what was I talking about again??? DAMNED ALZHEIMERS!!!!!!!!!
Maga
Ok, yes, most women have a hint of crazy. Be it "fun" crazy, "ocd" crazy, "controlling" crazy, "drunk" crazy, "resentful-plays-WoW-all-day-and-attemps-to-rape-her-sleeping-boyfriend-each-night" crazy, but every person should have to draw the line somewhere. And this girl is displaying the very very bad type of crazy.
I don't know what to tell you in order to avoid the crazies, but basically, sometimes being an insensitive prick kinda works. Why? Because crazies will not be drawn to a man that doesn't cater to her incessant whining and forgive her whathefuckery. Stand strong!
mojojones
Me strong like moose ! And smart like tractor !
Swindle
Give that girl the number to the Betty Ford Clinic then run very fast and far away.
And for Japan, two words: Love Hotel.
mojojones
Im afraid to ask but ,,,"Love hotel" ?
Swindle
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2006/12/wiredphotos9
Love hotels! Their "mini bar" has no alcohol, and lots of condoms and dildos. That should give you a hint :)
mojojones
......uh-HUH
Lily
I am fantastic thanks for asking.
So that girl seems a bit off...good call on swearing off relatioships.
And I love the fact that you asked to bring your Godzilla costume. Awesome.
mojojones
Im completely awesome. Humble too.
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Don't worry. It isn't you. ALL women are psychos! HA HA HA HA
Congratulations on the third degree black belt! :)
Japan? Really? That could be a LOT of fun! Maybe you will meet a nice (SANE) Japanese girl over there and come home with a new girlfriend!!!