matthew's journals

this was the strangest week ever. 

i was walking around one night lost looking for mccormick and schmitd on rodeo drive so i asked  a pretty girl on the sidewalk for directions and it was mischa barton from the oc.  she is a very pretty blonde woman and is really nice, but she pointed me in the opposite direction.  never get directions from a blonde.   i thought that she was watching me walk away b/c she thought i was cute but i bet it's because she knew she gave me bum info.

one day i was at W hotel in westwood and the band oasis walked up and asked me something???? but the dude's thick ass english hackney style accent was like speaking a foreign language so i was like "what?" and  the singer dude was like "sdkofjgojaeiopfgjiopaeurhjguimhjedfopgajweuipra " and then i was like "what?" and he repeated the same alien language "gioejrovtjaseuioairgjkaeg" so i was like "what?" and then the guitar player guy tried to interpret "eogfrjyevskcfnhasdhfiuawchdiufh" so i just nodded my head and walked away.  they r staying at a penthouse at W for a month.

i worked for michelle on playyboy perfume so i was super excited to meet a grip load of nude playmates but when i showed up, it was all male models selling men's cologne. :(   the funny part is most male models are gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that). the commercials were shot by paul hunter for pretty bird.

i worked with chelsea hadler (she's awesome) and jenny mccarthy (she's awesome) and leah again for motherhood.  there was a cute little black glamour model that i asked for her number and i was flirty with and i gave her a piggy back ride and i was hangin with on set, BUT there was also a make up artist on set that i hooked up with the week before.  at one point i was sitting in a director's chair in the driveway and both girls came outside to chat with me and stood on either sides of me.. it was the most UNCOMFORTABLE situation i have ever been in with women in my life.   this kind of thing only happens in the movies... i think they both knew what was going on but neither one backed down....so i just walked away...  i bet they are planning revenge..ha ha rule # 37 never mess around with girls that you will have to work with.

i shot with swindel the other day (she's awesome) i barely shoot for gg anymore ever so when i do i get kinda excited b/c i have a stupid thing called pride...but swindel had a date at night and seemed like she just wanted to bang it out and move on so i shot really fast and crappy..im looking at the shots right now... they are average... and i am disappointed in myslef...again.

i shot a man who's nose was chewed off when he got mauled by a pack of dogs..he is going through reconstructive surgery.

i bought a 400$ snowboarding coat from val surf bc i liked the way it looked, but i havent seen snow in two yeatrs.  (poser)

i went to take a shower for ten minutes and roomate #2 came in my room and told a woman who i kind of like that i "never get laid and cant get a girl and i am sort of a loser and the roommates all hate me." that woman got creeped out bc she didnt want to do me any favors.. thanks for opening your big fucking mouth stupid bitch.

I am editing some video for my internet network..i shoot some really good stuff if i try harder,  i wish someone was paying me for it but sometimes you sail on a cruise line and sometimes it is better to build your own boat..even if it is only a canoe...

there is a woman that i have a huge crush on but i have never met her and have only seen a couple pictures of her.  she lives really far away from me..  she is more like my pen pal that i text with all day long lke everyday... its kind of stupid really bc i do not even know her but i wrote something like "u already know that i think you are smoking hot but you keep playing hard to get", and as soon as i pushed send i saw that my text was sent to a different woman.....!  someone who is kinda of stalking me that i am scared of.. of course that woman then sent me a million texts with "baby im not hard to get i will come over right now" kinda stuff...i feel like a super shitty person for dodging a woman like that...texting on the iphone can be dangerous.

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i bought some new boots..that's all...

also right now i am partyling MY ASS OFF in Kosovo...congradulations kosovokians!!! you guys rock!

this is my new roommate wes.. 
 he reminds me of jon bon jovi a little bit??

 

this model is amie <3...she living proof that nobody can be mad at me forever..:)

 

on valentines day every single girl you have ever met will message you forn a random lonely hearts hook up....  i had a date already but, if you own an iphone then u know that when someone texts messages you, the messages cuts right through everythign and and the whole message shows up on the main screen.  This can be bad when u r out for valenties dinner with your phone sitting on the table and a  different girl writes "come over tonight to fuck me."  Never leave your i phone sitting out...why couldnt it just beep and write 1 new message instead.   My date pretended like she didnt read it...

here is a picture of natalie

alicia lives at the top of pacific palisades.

in the morning the fog over the pacific ocean looks like clouds.  

sometimes i miss the beach. 

in the valley there are no clouds.

i shot with a woman named jane doe..she is a latex designer from england. She looks GORGEOUS rockstar style blahblahb i think her website is

/www.janedoelatex.com

jane is from england so she was creeped by me b/c those brits have a very dry sence of humor :)  She didnt want to balance a pineapple on her head..then i dropped a light and broke another tube ..boooooooooooooooooooo..

 

i am not sure if einstein ever actually said this but:

"The definition of insanity is repeating the same action over and over again but each time expecting a different result"

here some some pictures

the power of music in politics Obammmmma by Will I Am

i do not care if you vote for this man or not but i think he is a very powerful effective speaker.  he might make a great leader??

" nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change"

last week i shot with geisha as a peacock.  get it??? pea cock.

this week i am working on the set of the show 24 driving a huge ass 5 ton truck.  everyone is really nice to me, and the gig is super easy.

i have a 9 am call time tomorrow except instead of sleeping i am on the internet?  i paid out all of my parking tickets just now 1100$  WTF?  i am broke again!  alicia found my godsgirls pictures in my iphone and she opend the first picture up was adaya spread eagle on the brown leather sofa, that is always the awkward part when women i like see my pictures....but she took me out again today so i guess its ok with her?  this woman is amazing.  most women stop calling me when they see the dirty stuff...  druggie,pornographer,smoker,divorced father, broke as fuck.  don't know what she sees in me?  today i met her mom and my hands were shaking.. ha ha

i feel really weird...i always read about it but never thought it would infect me....i think it is a diesease called being happy.  I forgot what it felt like.

luv her<3