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ive been doing this for years:
"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."
"Just like that?"
"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
the quote was from a movie i saw a million years ago called Fast Times at Ridgemont High. it plays in that song by that band The Ataris. i do this as a test to see what kind of person they are. girls ALWAYS FAIL. so sad. nobody ever unlocks my door. I have one of those old time trucks that has manual locks instead of the keyless remote.
i was hoping that you were gonna reach over to unlock my door, but instead you started texting.
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Grace
Fast Times at Ridgemont High is one of my all time favorite movies.
A few years ago I went out on a date with a guy and he called me out for not unlocking his door so now I never fail and I always reach over and unlock it.
You should also try the water bottle test. Its one of my favorites.
Finch
Ahhh yes. I heard it in that Ataris song when I was but wee. After that I'd try to do that for guys if they put me in the car first, but none of them noticed. Pft.
Serena
I am definetly "note to self"-ing this
Maga
Huh? Wasn't that quote from A Bronx Tale?
Micah
Isn't that from A Bronx Tale?
Heidi
it's just rude to not unlock the door.
Erica
I totally failed this one once, oh well, he was like 5'6" or something. But seriously, if a guy needs a girl to unlock the door for HIM? then I'm like uh no, on the flipside, when I see guys that need help changing a tire or are afraid of dirt, or need to reach across the car for them, its like, I go a big limp one, metaphorically speaking. I don't need a man to pay my bills, but I will take one for carrying the costco-sized 40lb. bucket of cat litter up my stairs, and unlocking my and his door.
Angela
ahhh but on the contrary, most guys won't even unlock and open the car door for the girl first.
Skylar
This test was also in A Bronx Tale w/ Robert Deniro, though he isn't the one who said it. A mob boss gave this advice to Deniro's son :)
Eddie
Canadian women will.
I'll prove it.
Annaliese
this is definitely from A Bronx Tale not Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
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