this was the strangest week ever. 

i was walking around one night lost looking for mccormick and schmitd on rodeo drive so i asked  a pretty girl on the sidewalk for directions and it was mischa barton from the oc.  she is a very pretty blonde woman and is really nice, but she pointed me in the opposite direction.  never get directions from a blonde.   i thought that she was watching me walk away b/c she thought i was cute but i bet it's because she knew she gave me bum info.

one day i was at W hotel in westwood and the band oasis walked up and asked me something???? but the dude's thick ass english hackney style accent was like speaking a foreign language so i was like "what?" and  the singer dude was like "sdkofjgojaeiopfgjiopaeurhjguimhjedfopgajweuipra " and then i was like "what?" and he repeated the same alien language "gioejrovtjaseuioairgjkaeg" so i was like "what?" and then the guitar player guy tried to interpret "eogfrjyevskcfnhasdhfiuawchdiufh" so i just nodded my head and walked away.  they r staying at a penthouse at W for a month.

i worked for michelle on playyboy perfume so i was super excited to meet a grip load of nude playmates but when i showed up, it was all male models selling men's cologne. :(   the funny part is most male models are gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that). the commercials were shot by paul hunter for pretty bird.

i worked with chelsea hadler (she's awesome) and jenny mccarthy (she's awesome) and leah again for motherhood.  there was a cute little black glamour model that i asked for her number and i was flirty with and i gave her a piggy back ride and i was hangin with on set, BUT there was also a make up artist on set that i hooked up with the week before.  at one point i was sitting in a director's chair in the driveway and both girls came outside to chat with me and stood on either sides of me.. it was the most UNCOMFORTABLE situation i have ever been in with women in my life.   this kind of thing only happens in the movies... i think they both knew what was going on but neither one backed down....so i just walked away...  i bet they are planning revenge..ha ha rule # 37 never mess around with girls that you will have to work with.

i shot with swindel the other day (she's awesome) i barely shoot for gg anymore ever so when i do i get kinda excited b/c i have a stupid thing called pride...but swindel had a date at night and seemed like she just wanted to bang it out and move on so i shot really fast and crappy..im looking at the shots right now... they are average... and i am disappointed in myslef...again.

i shot a man who's nose was chewed off when he got mauled by a pack of dogs..he is going through reconstructive surgery.

i bought a 400$ snowboarding coat from val surf bc i liked the way it looked, but i havent seen snow in two yeatrs.  (poser)

i went to take a shower for ten minutes and roomate #2 came in my room and told a woman who i kind of like that i "never get laid and cant get a girl and i am sort of a loser and the roommates all hate me." that woman got creeped out bc she didnt want to do me any favors.. thanks for opening your big fucking mouth stupid bitch.

I am editing some video for my internet network..i shoot some really good stuff if i try harder,  i wish someone was paying me for it but sometimes you sail on a cruise line and sometimes it is better to build your own boat..even if it is only a canoe...

there is a woman that i have a huge crush on but i have never met her and have only seen a couple pictures of her.  she lives really far away from me..  she is more like my pen pal that i text with all day long lke everyday... its kind of stupid really bc i do not even know her but i wrote something like "u already know that i think you are smoking hot but you keep playing hard to get", and as soon as i pushed send i saw that my text was sent to a different woman.....!  someone who is kinda of stalking me that i am scared of.. of course that woman then sent me a million texts with "baby im not hard to get i will come over right now" kinda stuff...i feel like a super shitty person for dodging a woman like that...texting on the iphone can be dangerous.

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