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Happy One Year Anniversary! posted : 10/22/09 at 11:26pm pst

 Today marks the one year anniversary since I last had sex. I think that means I am a virgin again. It is not from a lack of trying on my part, but more of the fact that I can't close deals. I am an excellent opener, but closing I always falter. Well here are some shitty drawings I did, I need to get back into the swing of  drawing again.

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Asha
10/22/09 11:32pm pst

 I don't think those are shitty at all!  I don't think I could go a year without sex. You just need to find an oversexed chick like me! I'm the deal closer =)

lifegrd31
10/22/09 11:36pm pst

 Time just passes by. I am not angry about it, or sad about it. It just kind of funny that you can go a year without doing something so natural. I think I am gonna become a priest now. 

Asha
10/22/09 11:37pm pst

Just don't go catholic! Then you'll end up buggering little boys! haha

lifegrd31
10/22/09 11:39pm pst

 No I am too pure to do that. I have no feelings for the little boys anyways. I would be a good priest. I can hit the communion wine, and make amazing sermons.

Asha
10/22/09 11:42pm pst

 haha good point. I'd come worship at the church of lifegrd31

Alexandra
10/23/09 12:37am pst

i spy peg with my little eye.

lifegrd31
10/23/09 12:42am pst

 yea she is there. she has a hard face.

Josepha
10/23/09 01:27am pst

but you are lucky cause you still want sex... I totally lost my sexuality... I can't connect to my vagina... perhaps it is because I can't see her...;)

Lily
10/24/09 12:47pm pst

I was a born again virgin for a bit.

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