GodsGirls.com : hot emo punk goth girls naked

I was originally going to leave this entry void of text, but I changed my mind. The following is a list of tips for the woman who chooses to try online dating.

1. If you categorize yourself as "a woman interested in men" then choose a profile picture that doesn't make you look like a dyke.

2. At least TRY to look hot. You may not be born with it, but there are things you can do. Makeup, washing your hair, a top that doesn't look like it was fetched out of the trash can. Be presentable please.

3. Don't lie about your age. I can tell by your horrendous picture that you're not 26, you look 46. If you really are 26 and look 46, well then just fucking lie and say you're 46 instead cause I promise you will get more interested men that way. In short, be honest, unless you got the shit end of the genetics stick.

4. Don't write pretentious sentences like, "unless you know who [insert obscure artist/musician/author name here] is, don't bother contacting me". All that does is show that you're a bitch. You will not attract anyone interesting, only douche bags who want to bed you so they google said name and tell you how so and so changed their life. Google is my best friend and your worst enemy. 

5. Your collection of photos should not have starving African children in them. You should not get progressively fatter in the pictures. You should not think it's an act of honesty to post a photograph of what you look like first thing in the morning.

Ok, I think that's enough for now.