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funny story
posted : 11/19/07 09:44 pm pst
listening to: desert sessions A#1

So heard a funny story about Queens of the Stone Age.....So L.A ...QOTSA get invited to play at a drug rehab center. The directors figured that so many of there "residents" listen to them they thought it would be a good moral booster or something to have them come and play. I figure the directors had no idea who the QOTSA , where, because they probably would never had the balls enough to ask, but hey ignorance is bliss...So QOTSA gets the invite and they say oh hell yea will do this. The residents stoked, QOTSA stoked, the directors patting themselves on the back, stoked.........for now. QOTSA get there I am sure get a tour get schpill about how important this is to Johnny who cant kick the methadone he got hooked on while trying to get off heroin, he also is hooked on meth cause unlike smack he cant jerk off on methadone..blah blah blah, ok so QOTSA setup, Hi we're QOTSA and we are here to fuck you up, theyre first and only song is           Feel Good Hit of the Summer....lol ohhhhh nicotine, valium, vicadine, marijuana, esctacy and alcohol, co co co co cocccccccccaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn, the directors realizing they made a horrible mistake, no longer stoked called for security, gig shut down QOTSA escorted off the premises....


So how things with you

im sick
posted : 11/09/07 11:16 pm pst
listening to: the office
ug i am sick god i hope this doesnt last long....saw henry rollins day before yesterday, love his spoken word, his band not so much. i had a aversion toward listening to henry becuase in my younger days i was with a girl, t we would get together once or twice a week when we both wanted cheap good no strings attached sex, which was great except she would want to read some of henry's poetry before rocking the casbah, so you can see why I was a litle less enamoured with henry rollins for awhile. "yeah wow thats deep now can you hlp me get my pants off"
kinda sorta new
posted : 10/28/07 10:18 pm pst
listening to: QOTSA

Hia just joined again after about a year away ....hooray GG is still here

 
 
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