I have had the same, "so why did we never hook up in high school?" conversation over and over again.  Perhaps I missed the boat and should have been finding more people in highschool instead of continuing to look now.

Currently it is my old best friend Charlotte.  She just came out of the closet.  I haven't really spoken to her in 3 years.  She just confided in me that the night that we watched porn together and she spent the night, she spent the entire time lying in bed next to me, trying to convince herself that I wouldn't freak out if she made a move.  Girls need to stop being pussies. 

Although, yes, I like cock, I also really love pussy.  But girls always assume I am straight.  Is it really so hard to read?  Bah.