Sarah Palin.  What a bitch.

She's the Republican wet dream and a nightmare for human rights.  Like some b horror movie, she lures you in with her appearance, something spicy beneath that librarian exterior.  Unfortunately, that "something spicy" is. . .

. . . .criminalized abortions!

. . . .no same-sex marriage!

. . . .no state aid to same-sex couples!

. . . .creationism in schools!

. . . .killing of polar bears, beluga whales, wolves. . .by any means necessary. . .including that gibberish about Global Warming!

. . . .what's that about corporate bribery?  Huh?

It's strange how far back one woman can take America.

Since she's relying primarily on sex appeal and not experience, I'm pretty sure she'd like to get rid of the right for women to vote.

I can't decide if she reminds me more of Celeste Martin or Nurse Cratchett.

Either way, I'm actually afraid.  Sex appeal is a HUGE seller in god's america.  The only way Obama can compete is if he switches his stiff cracker running mate for a baby holding a puppy.  With porn in the background.

I didn't think John McCain and his raptor arms had much of a chance.  Indiana's even looking to swing democratic this year.

I just hope women realize that bajingo does not equal progress.

IN other news:

No. I don't know what it is. But it's got something to do with This.  Which is the largest thing I've ever wanted to have sex with.

-jami.