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too much posted : 11/05/09 at 03:22pm pst listening to:american steel

see this is the kind of shit that happens when we get bored.  i end up with a needle in my dick and a hundred bucks in my pocket.  covered in beer and rum with a soaking wet iphone and it's all on video.  uhhh customers please come in i need something constructive to do.  i need money obviously.  so i let some random customer pierce me for a hundred bucks.  everyone in the shop heard and we happened to actually have a few customers in so of course everyone wants to see.  then on top of that there was video taken.  then after the lovely experience of having a dry needle shoved through me we decided to keep the fuct train moving forward to the bar.  where i got the bar tab waved for showing the bar tender my new piercing which meant no respect for drinks.  danny said i wasn't hard core and mark from donny brook started laughing so i dumped my beer on dannys brand new pack of cigarettes which made mark almost fall out of his chair.  thus starting off the long and arduous beer on everyone domino effect.  i ended up with guiness (BLEHHHHH) all over me, some rum drink, two straight edge kids ice water (probably the worst part) and an ashtray full of ashes.  and then had to walk home in the cold after the bar closed.  doughboy one of my coworkers made me a deal if i wore my clothes from that night today without washing them he would wear a dress.  i couldn't stomach it this morning.  i gagged even touching the shirt.  i've sat on the bus next to homeless people who smelled better.  so needless to say he isn't in the dress and we are all hungover.

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Tayte
11/05/09 04:17pm pst

 ewwwwwww guiness D: 

Joelle
11/05/09 05:15pm pst

Whoa worse than hobos on the bus. Yikes. At least you got free drinks.

XoxoJoelle

Eddie
11/05/09 09:49pm pst

please show us this video.

ikilledlatin
11/06/09 10:49am pst

eh  maybe if everyone is nice.  my friend says i look like the guy in 28 days later in it so that works.

Eddie
11/07/09 05:32pm pst

don't make me beg...

=(

Diana
11/08/09 08:11am pst

 Please come work in my office lol

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