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there's an old lady in my neighborhood who is senile as fuck. I ran into her at the store yesterday and she asked how old i was now and when i said 25 she acted all shocked and started talking about how it seemed like yesterday i was just 15, here's the thing, i only lived in this neighborhood for 3 years, she has only known me since i was 22 and of course she saw me on the liquor isle were she was buying Smirnoff.

 in other news payroll is being a dick and keeps "forgetting" to give us our raises but on the plus side it means more retropay when we do get it. i just got an email today about possibly being red card trained which means i will be used in case of a major incident(major fire, earthquake ect..) since i already have some firefighting/rescue training. also i got a newish dell PDA from work(worth about $250), waiting on the power cable i ordered to come in.

also looks like i am going to Orlando to commit all kinds of douchebaggary in January, which is nice because its my first real vacation in almost 4 years.

Woke up two hours early and cant go back to sleep, guess i'll watch the last half of the love guru and go to work early

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Some white trash came in, the "old lady" had her midriff exposed. she had a tramp stamp the consisted of a eagle with the nazi SS symbols in the middle. i wanted to throw sulfuric acid at her, we have many drums of it on hand.





no jury would convict me, unless it was moved to west virginia.

1 - When was the last time you thought about absolutely NOTHING?


2 - When was the last time you were completely fucking sick to death with yourself?


3 - How many times a day do you wish you had something better to do than answer a fucking ass-cracker survey?


4 - Why, instead of downloading porn, would you want to read the replies to a survey of a person you really don't know at all, nor would you really care to?


5 - What do you feel it is about the survey concept that disables human beings from actually doing productive things with their spare time?


6 - If you were kermit the frog, would you answer a stupid fucking survey?


7 - If there were a serious national emergency, like an attack on the capitol, or a major blackout, or even a shortage of cell phones, would you stop to make a survey about it, or would you just add more low-res downshot photos of yourself to your profile?


8 - When you have that empty and forgotten feeling in your bowels, do you find that surveys help you recover from the loneliness and heartbreak?


9 - Did you ever stop to notice that surveys usually come from people that are obviously so hurt by life that they need a reason to storm into the lives of others with the pretense that they might have something interesting to offer?


10 - When actually answering a survey, how do you resist the temptation to shoot yourself in the fucking brain?


11 - Do you really - honestly - think that most people with REAL problems, and REAL aspirations give a fuck about what YOU had for lunch this afternoon?


12 - Will there ever be a time when you realize that stupid online fantasy will never replace the feeling of self independence?


13 - Will you ever read a book again?


14 - Will you ever get in your car and drive to a museum or an art show?


15 - Do you plan on sitting there in your fucking sweatpants all fucking night and answering stupid shit like this?


16 - Will you ever go tell her your sorry?


17 - Do you want to live again?


18 - I don't even know what to write here.

got a $3 an hour raise today and its going to be paid retroactively, but i'm not sure on the dates. Someone turned in a computer today that she said was her sons and it had a ton of viruses so they are getting rid of it. So i'm taking it home and reformatting the HD. Its 2.8 GHz duo core, 1GB ram with 2 empty ram slots, 250GB HD and built in wireless.

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I worked outside in Joshua tree today, it got pretty close to 120 degrees, i am sunburned and dehydrated. I met some of the most inbred rednecks and mountain men today, really makes me appreciate the city. Tomorrow i head off to a whales vagina for a family reunion where the average age will be 65, so i'm sure my keypad will be worn out on my phone from txt'ing to keep boredom at bay.