I got picked to be on the jury today, luckily it should be a short case and being a government employee i get full pay. sadly hot bailiff girl has been replaced with middle aged asian man and i don't roll like that. on the plus side i got off work 2 hours early because of jury duty. I was surprised during juror questioning the defense pulled another chewbacca defense but used chocolate cake instead of chewie, at this rate i can be a defense lawyer.
along with half her answers
Suppose you see your crush kissing another person?
i'm not a jealous person
Do you think best friends can be replaced?
yes.
Are you cheating on someone right now?
no.
Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
mostly myself, gonna pull a frued and blame my mom for some of it.
Do you bump into someone’s arm if you want to hold their hand?
pfff no.
Wheres the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
in a fire truck
Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
a few people.
How has this past week been for you?
i'm glad it is over, time to rest and let my injuries heal.
Do you currently have a hickey?
no and that shit is super immature.
If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to tell you?
idk, it would need to be obvious because i am oblivious to moves by the opposite sex
When was the last time you cried really badly?
when i was a kid
Have you held hands with anyone recently?
negative.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
no.
Three feelings at the moment?
blah, dirty, lazy
Who were the last people you ate with?
joseph
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
wrong number
What would you like to say to the FIRST person you kissed this year?
my dog, how gay is that
Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
sure
What do you miss a lot about the old days?
staying up late and sleeping in, my friends, no responsabilities
Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
kinda
When's the last time you laughed?
watching futurama benders game
How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
0
Do you dance in the car?
nope.
How did you get your last bruise?
i cant recall.
Has it snowed recentlly?
not in 3 years
Favorite colors?
blue, black, grey
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
not at all.
Do you wanna have children?
am too lazy and selfish to deal with kids.
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
yea, it aggravates my allergies
Do you announce when you have to pee?
always
Who was the last person you texted?
Cheryl
Does anyone call you babe?
nope.
When was the last time you talked to your number 4 friend?
i'm assuming this is a myspace question...
What's your mood?
blah
Did you enjoy your weekend?
nothing special.
How often do you say the F word?
everyday
Do you have any siblings over the age of 21?
none that i know of
Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
yes
Who do you have texts from in your inbox?
cheryl, britton, meghan, farah
What was the reason you last received flowers?
ummmmmmm
Do you know what high school your father went to?
nope.
Hi, I suck and I am not doing anything tonight, except playing fable two which i just got tonight. For some strange reason my left hand smells like vomit and my right hand smells like windex, not sure what that's about.
p.s. i want this bat
I re injured my back again yesterday but didn't really feel it until today, and man is does my back fucking hurt. Someone turned in some morphine at work today but they logged it before i had a chance to snag it, bastards. I would take time off from work but i would have to sacrifice my 9 hours of OT i got this week so i am just going to try and tough it out with ibuprofen and expired vicodin.
I'm getting fable 2 tomorrow, I'm not a huge gamer but something tells me this game will suck up my free time for the next month.
I'm not doing anything for halloween, i'm pretty sure Beck wrote this song about me just for this instance
the county just made a complaint hot line to complain about county agencies, seeing how we piss people off on a daily basis this is gonna get interesting to say the least. Today i got i worked in onterrible which means i get to sleep in and go home early, tomorrow i get 9 hours overtime in that crap hole known as joshua tree, where i get to sit out in the sun and collect peoples hazmat crap, and piss people off. If you have never dealt with desert folks, don't because they a cranky old farts that are never happy.
i think i am going to make these tomorrow night
http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/archives/148
thats about it
So I finally got new critters for the vivarium i set up, i got four fire bellied toads, probably gonna up it to eight at some point, maybe i can get them to breed.

I named them Dolomite, Samuel L. Jackson, Gizmo and George Washington.
Woot.com is having a woot-off, so far i have bought a portable dvd player, blue tooth headset, two screaming monkeys for my dog and bacon salt!