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So I knew this girl a while back, she had a GREAT body!
( o Y o )
I went to pick her up one night and wanted to let her know how I felt.
<3
So I brought her a rose.
----<----@
She ended up inviting me in for a drink.
c[ ]
Next thing I knew we were doing shots.
_/
One thing led to another and we were suddenly having wild sex.
B====D ( Y )
Then from out of nowhere Darth Vadar showed up in this Tie Fighter!!!
<-o->
and his storm troopers in thiers
|-o-|
Luckily the x-wing fighters showed up and saved us
>o<
Unfortunately the girl was lost to me during the battle so I went out back for a cup of coffee
c{_}
and a smoke
[_____]____________________}}}~~~~~~
The moral of the story?
Find something more productive to do with your time, otherwise you'll end up posting stupid shit like this on the internet.
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I actually read the whole thing too haha.