glassjawry's journals

Who wants to go see babel with me?

just came out, I've been waiting forever.

Back home from england btw.

new photo

No matter how many times I repaint the walls of my room, I can always count on having friends that will draw shit all over them against my will.

theres nothing I can do, Really.



                                                                                               ps. USA #1

your reallllly funny friends get into your account. (of whatever site)

and change your orientation/ religion  combination to something really funny.

and you can't figure out why less people are paying attention to you and acting strange to you.

and then you're like-


OOOOooooHhhh... IM not  a GAY SCIENTOLGIST!!?

WHAT!??!?

or IM not a BiSexual WICCAN?!!!!

it's mostly with the Gay one though. I recently bumped into a girl I'd known from years back. And I was like blah blah Just ended this relation ship with her.

and shes stops me and goes.. wait HER? you're not gay??? 

"ALL the guys say that you came out. on the internet.
they said they saw your myspace, and that it said gay!..."


...whatever. I got her number after everything.

yah. chuck it up guys, Im shitting on your cars tonight.

this is reffering to the last post.


Definately my Siiq ink !!! I walked around with these on All day. like in the street.
My dad thought they were real, and wasn't even that pissed at me.
why is he so cool?

and that is definately what I stared at as I tried to fall asleep. (9 am?)
(I was in a much bigger box)
(like he had a studio, and I had the Malibu Beach house of boxes)
yes. those are andy's real legs.

he actually hung in there for about 4 hours,
while I cradeled a 5 dollar bottle of brandy in my spacious Luxury box.

God, england is gonna be so funn!

::EDIT::

 I just posted this. looked at it. and laughed so hard that snot shat all over my face. ( im sick) I'm still a little upset with myself, but definately note worthy.

So I just woke up in a giant fucking cardboard box.
no one got to see my sweet press on neck tatoos.

my eyes still burn like fire.
Im in a world of hurt.



I just drove home like a bat
and im going back to sleep

come watch borat with me tonight.
or atleast hang out.

I have a fuckload of work Im avoiding.
help me be irresponsible!

I shot a rapper today!
shit was awesome!
not like kill shoot, you know what I mean.

New Halloween Picture up.
hope you like it

Really nice seeing some of you tonight in Hollywood. Been too long since I've been around. thats all.

_Ry

So I ate shit face first into the floor monitor tonight at the whisky... And then WENT with it. I tried to pull off the whole, writhing in agony while I play on the floor half leaning out into people, and stabbing my guitar out like an extension of the song. (it's stupid heavy music, it should work right?) Anyways I thought everyone in the radius was all into it with their hands, but I later found out they were just trying to protect their eyes from my guitar.

either way. A fucking great time was had by all. Especially because we only have 2 shows left before were done as a band. you can only take a joke band so far. And it's really easy to make little kids like candy. we made candy for a year.
when kids come up with a piece of paper like... can you sign this? you guys are my favorite".. you're like. come on fellah.. you couldn't aim any lower?. Yah it's time for an end to this parade of Ridiculosity.

what else, hmm

oh yah, the new camera is changing my style into a whole new direction. I feel like the karate kid, when He could finally ballance on the log and do the thingy where he has one knee up.. you know what im talking about.

Anyways I'd put some of my newer images up in here, but no one seems to read this thing.

you might find them on my SPACE though( probably at the bottom of all the thumbs) www.myspace.com/glassjawry

thnx for reading- Ry