Check out the Next Issue of "IMAGAZINE"
Melodie and I just shot a spread for it.
Here is a sample Image :)
I don't even go to blockbuster to rent movies anymore
I go to see what I want to download.
then leave with a text note to myself of the shit that I missed in theaters.
As I walk towards the door I see nearly 40 people in line about to blow their money. Parents with their little monsters of sugar children who insisted on renting "Bing it on 4".. AGAIN!!, the Awkward but seemingly calm first daters who met at the GYM -"lets pick a funny one, she says"(.."if she only knew I just want something with titties in it"..), and the stoned teenagers wielding skateboards who about to have the Best-Sleep-Over-EvAr at Erics Mom's house.
I just smile and think to myself-
"damn it feels good to be a H4x0r"
i feel fucking awesome
I thing January was just a test to see if you had the bawls to live on the rest of the year
cuz February is feelin' like a fuckn Breeze!!!
looks like 2008 is gonna be fucking amazing!
i feel fucking awesome
I thing January was just a test to see if you had the bawls to live on the rest of the year
cuz February is feelin' like a fuckn Breeze!!!
looks like 2008 is gonna be fucking amazing!
I have a long talk with my dad last night about my career.
at one point I even started crying, uncontrollably, when I struggled to get out the words "all I need from you, is to believe in me"
I get dressed, and have dinner at a friends house.
sleep there for about 4 hours.
leave at 6 am without waking her.
make some eggs. anyway I'll get to the point
After shaving off my handle bar Mustache at 7am this morning I get an E-mail.
It's from a fashion magazine in Spain.
They loved one of 3 series I sent them,
AND THEY'RE FUCKING PUBLISHING IT IN THE NEXT ISSUE!!!!!!!!!!!
first thing published EVER!!!!
I felt kinda like will smith in the pursuit of happiness
but obviously not as much. I mean.. he slept in a subway bathroom with his little boy.
I kinda feel like a huge pussy next to him.
Anyway, I immediately go to starbucks to get a ...
why didn't live journal just let me type Starbucks without capitalizing it?
that red dotted line under certain words can be pretty condescending sometimes.
anyway, the second I walk in I see Kyle Gas from Tenacious D at the end of the room looking me straight in the face!
just as this is happening the Sigur Ros song from life aquatic (when they find the jaguar shark in the end) fades in over the STARBUCKS speaker system. we even stood feet to feet putting cream in our coffee. I kinda feel like we really bonded.
my morning, nay.. LIFE! my friends.. is complete.
yayy!!!! Internet is up at my new place!!
I just moved in 2 days ago. moving was a long shitty process.
but I'm sooo much happier here.
pictues Soon :)
Happy B-day Me.
is it me? or do birthdays just seem even worse than regular days, cuz you expect them to be so awesome
anyway. yep I'm 22
if you live in LA I hear the hundreds labor day party is gonna be radd. probably goin to that
check out the new Vice btw! theres a full page GodsGirls/cardboard Robot Ad in it!!
good job to everyone involved!
gnite internet
So I got Teeth pulled before, but they put me under.
this time, I was convinced to do it awake, to save the fam a little money.
I had one nasty wizdom tooth, and Moms took me to these fucking Budget Korean dentist office.
"100 percent pain free" was this guys Tag Line
I felt it the WHOLE TIME, Towards the end, Tears were streaming down my eyes uncontrollably.
My fucking Feet were kicking and twitching like I was getting fingers cut off slowly
fucking Hands Digging into the worn leather Arm rests.
"Relax ryan, you have to relax" "oh it hurts? you should have told me 20 minutes ago, it's not supposed to hurt"
they gave me 4 shots in the mouth, that were FUCKING USELESS
heres another one of my fav quotes "Oh wait, uhhh... Go grab the X-ray, I should take a look at it"
wile my mouth is fucking wedged open and gushing.
this was a good one too "ONE MORE PULL AND ITS OUT!" "WERE DONE"
he told me this 4 times. 4
it had more endings than lord of the rings
I was So angry that I went through with it awake,
So traumatized, as Soon as I sat down outside, I started to Cry.
not just like I hit my nose, or "I just watched that scene in run Lola run where shes in the back of the ambulance and holds the dying mans hand, and it always makes me cry" type of cry.
but Like, No holding back WEEPING
like I was 5 years old again and my parents are fighting about me type of Crying.
Imagine the scene:
A grown ass man, Weeping, like a 4 year old, in the hottest sun at like 12 noon in the Shittiest Part of the Valley, With Ice to his face, Broken down, Defeated curled up in a ball against his own car door.
I wanted to undo what just happened so bad.
heres the kicker, on the Ride home it's hurting worse than the surgery. "lets just go get the vicodin" says I.
Ma: Oh they didn't give you. they gave you a sample of Advil. here you go
A FUCKING SAMPLE. like the REGULAR ADVIL!!! like the kind you take if you have a headache!!!! like a sample as in 2 regular fuckign Advil!! UH OHHH
what do these people give their kids for Christmas?
"I know you wanted a power ranger, but heres some chicken bones that resemble the legs of your favorite one!!!!"
I haven't eaten anything substancial for a day now, nor have I smoked.
or Drank Any kind of alchohol, OR sucked on any Dongs!
I'm starting to realize that Everything Fun I like to Do all comes back to my mouth, and right now It's all Forbidden till this gash behind the ol' Molars Clears up. -Help