So I got Teeth pulled before, but they put me under.

this time, I was convinced to do it awake, to save the fam a little money.

I had one nasty wizdom tooth, and Moms took me to these fucking Budget Korean dentist office.
"100 percent pain free"  was this guys Tag Line

I felt it the WHOLE TIME, Towards the end, Tears were streaming down my eyes uncontrollably.

My fucking Feet were kicking and twitching like I was getting fingers cut off slowly
fucking Hands Digging into the worn leather Arm rests.

"Relax ryan, you have to relax"  "oh it hurts? you should have told me 20 minutes ago, it's not supposed to hurt"
they gave me 4 shots in the mouth, that were FUCKING USELESS

heres another one of my fav quotes "Oh wait, uhhh... Go grab the X-ray, I should take a look at it"
wile my mouth is fucking wedged open and gushing.

this was a good one too "ONE MORE PULL AND ITS OUT!" "WERE DONE"
he told me this 4 times. 4
it had more endings than lord of the rings

I was So angry that I went through with it awake,
So traumatized,  as Soon as I sat down outside, I started to Cry.
not just like I hit my nose, or "I just watched that scene in run Lola run where shes in the back of the ambulance and holds the dying mans hand, and it always makes me cry" type of cry.
but Like, No holding back WEEPING
like I was 5 years old again and my parents are fighting about me type of Crying.

Imagine the scene:
A grown ass man, Weeping, like a 4 year old, in the hottest sun at like 12 noon in the Shittiest Part of the Valley, With Ice to his face, Broken down, Defeated curled up in a ball against his own car door.

I wanted to undo what just happened so bad.

heres the kicker, on the Ride home it's hurting worse than the surgery. "lets just go get the vicodin" says I.

Ma: Oh they didn't give you. they gave you a sample of Advil. here you go

A FUCKING SAMPLE. like the REGULAR ADVIL!!! like the kind you take if you have a headache!!!! like a sample as in 2 regular fuckign Advil!! UH OHHH
what do these people give their kids for Christmas?
"I know you wanted a power ranger, but heres some chicken bones that resemble the legs of your favorite one!!!!"

I haven't eaten anything substancial for a day now, nor have I smoked.
or Drank Any kind of alchohol, OR sucked on any Dongs!

I'm starting to realize that Everything Fun I like to Do all comes back to my mouth, and right now It's all Forbidden till this gash behind the ol' Molars Clears up.                                                                        -Help