your reallllly funny friends get into your account. (of whatever site)

and change your orientation/ religion  combination to something really funny.

and you can't figure out why less people are paying attention to you and acting strange to you.

and then you're like-


OOOOooooHhhh... IM not  a GAY SCIENTOLGIST!!?

WHAT!??!?

or IM not a BiSexual WICCAN?!!!!

it's mostly with the Gay one though. I recently bumped into a girl I'd known from years back. And I was like blah blah Just ended this relation ship with her.

and shes stops me and goes.. wait HER? you're not gay??? 

"ALL the guys say that you came out. on the internet.
they said they saw your myspace, and that it said gay!..."


...whatever. I got her number after everything.

yah. chuck it up guys, Im shitting on your cars tonight.