I will be crossposting this to the music forum in addition to here...

however I have an extra coachella 3-day pass, + VIP pass...

yes, VIP PASS

so you can slut it up fancy style with clean bathrooms, hard liquor, good food...

and possibly a celeb or two...

I have a posting on craigslist for $550, However you sluts have been good to me, so I am quite sure I could be convinced to work something out...