typical conversation between dick & i :

me : "what color are her eyes?"

dick : "she has 36 C's."

like most things in my life right now,
i have a love-hate relationship with my best friend:


DICK, aka Richard, aka Pretty.

we were once so close that we called each other brother & sister.
we would go to a different record shop every sunday.
we would discuss porn @ denny's while the table behind us would be conducting a bible study class
[yeah they left shortly after]
& we have totally different tastes in women so we never fought about that. thank god.

i just feel like i am outgrowing him..my girlfriend, my life.
it's like i need a XXL, but i get a size small instead.
dick & i talked last night. it was good. i miss him. i think that we are taking joe to the nudie bar on thursday.
that should be interesting considering i have not been to one in 4 years & the fact that joe is gay & terrified of vagina.
joe is moving to texas on friday. i will miss him, but i am glad to have my living room back. i can always visit him.

tomorrow i get to hang out with my pug. he is the only thing that is pure love for me right now.
i need more things like this in my life.