coronabaugh

i was outside with my shirt off for about half an hour.  i'm about four shades darker now.  i haven't seen the sun in so long that i forgot how dark i get.  fuckin crazy yo!

actually, i've been available for a while.  that's not even what this post is about.  booyah.  today, my very good looking friends, was my very last day in the military.  i'm finally able to do whatever i want to do without having to worry about being somewhere at a certain time.  you all know what that means don't you?  that's right, a mohawk and ZZ Top beard are on the way.

i'm hungry as hell over here.  if anyone has any doughnuts that they could somehow email to me, that would be fantastic.

hello all you sweet people.  sorry i've been gone for so long.  depression can be depressing sometimes.  anyways, i'm back and rebuilding.

dudettes and duders,

i figured that since i'm so lousy with women right now that i'd look in the internets for a date.  thinking to myself, "man, these chicks are advertising on the internet.  they're doing way worse than i am, this should be easy."  well, i was wrong.  apparently (4 ad responses, 4 rejections), i'm not even good enough for the bottom of the heap.  screw them anyways.  i kick ass and i don't care who knows it.  eventually, a girl is going to want to hang out with me without witnesses.