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No, its not a porno, its naomi watts fighting elevators. and its awesome.

I really should try to use this. 8:|  <-- teabag emoticon I'll do this by telling a hopefully amusing anecdote from last nights friday evening debauchery.

I woke up yesterday morning having a hunch that the evening was going to get messy, why, I'm not really sure, but thats why they call them 'hunches'. The day started kinda shitty, my blackberry was going off like crazy before I even woke up (at 9:30) to drag my ass into work. Some sort of bullshit not-my-fault chaos going on with a client project. So, after sleepily replying to a few heated emails, which just started my day off shitty, I hate being in an argument before i even get out of bed, i hopped in the shower, dragged on some clothes and started walking to the car. Before i could even start the engine I was getting requests for conference calls and shit, to solve some fire that was a result of no mistakes on my part or the part of my agency, but that doesn't matter to paranoid account people. A long few hours of working on frustrating other projects and shit, by 3 I was wiped and ready to just call it an early day. Which was convinient because it was the last day of one of our creative staff, so there was a going away happy hour scheduled for 4. So, after a few drinks I was cooled off. However, while I was having a few drinks, a girl whom a close friend of mine whom i work with has the hots for, rolled in with her gay work husband. Now, let me sidebar. I have an amusing hatred for prissy bitches. A hatred best compared to that which a white south african apartheid proponent must feel while being hand cuffed on stage at a wu tang concert. This general hatred of that proclivity of the human female, was only heightened by the fact that she was/is remotely asian.

Now before you grab your torch an pitchfork, its ok, I'm half asian amongst a cornucopia of other melting pot races, and I use this as an excuse to be an equal opportunity racist bastard. My friends find it funny. I like to say I'm not canniballistic and won't eat my own kind. But whatever, if you hate the slew of epithets that might come out of my mouth on a daily basis, it'd be best if you moseyed to another page.

So anyway, asian girls come in two varieties. Smart as fuck and awesome, or dumb as a sack of dead mongeese and prissy as fuck. there are literally no other types. Well this girl is of the latter. So I already don't like her, but I tolerate her presense because my buddy has the hots for her and well, she aint bad to look at aside from her small stature and incredibly miniature head.

But thats a long sidebar. This girl rolls in with her gay work husband, and I knew, from events earlier in the day, that she planned on raping my boy tonight, based purely on another hunch and an inkling. There is nothing wrong with this. The storm on the horizon was however, the fact that I knew ANOTHER girl (whom I adore in a fraternal sense) whom has the hots for him and whom he also has the hots for was enroute. This is where hilarity ensued.

After many many many drinks, I'd had enough in me to work up the guts to holler at a girl who has piqued my intrest, and as I'm about to make my move, i found myself dragged into the quagmire that is, my buddy trying to entertain two ladies at the same time, and staving off the inevitable cat fight. So, i was distracted. We eventually orchestrated a fantastic exit strategy for him, which was going well until our big drunken retarded underling tried to play match.com, very ineffectively. In a nutshell, because this is getting long, he dragged the latter girl out into the street to show her that my boy had made a sneaky exit with the other annoying asian girl. Now, I don't approve of the choice, but its none of my business, what is was the spectacularly awesome exit strategy now gone awry, and myself stuck babysitting a sobbing drunk girl all night instead of getting some. I'm still kind of irate. Oh, and spending my evening lying and covering the ass of my boy, to a roomful of people asking too many questions. This is the life of a loyal soldier I guess. He owes me big however. I'm not quite sure yet how to deal with the drunken underling, I'm thinking tarring and feathering him, but he might be into that sort of thing. Suggestions?

so I guess I'll post an entry, but I have a bad history of maintaining blogs. However I do post at http://360.yahoo.com/framerate450 and http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=307758116