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I just got word back by way of electronic mail that I may have the stereolab tour, we just have to work out a few things on both ends to see if this can in fact happen. I am excited because I thought I was out of the running for this. On the upside of this though I had planned to use this time to finish writing and recording a few songs i have for an, not so, upcoming release, on the downside of things I was freaking out cause I need the cash from a tour like this since
I have been lazy about music these past few years.
So, with all of this talk of tour in the air if all goes well please feel free to hit me up for a ticket. the tour dates are below.

Dear All
Here are the US tour dates for 2008


09-20 Costa Mesa, CA - Detroit Bar
09-21 Pomona, CA - Glass House
09-24 Austin, TX - La Zona Rosa
09-26 Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
09-27 Athens, GA - 40 Watt Club
09-29 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
09-30 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
10-01 Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero
10-02 New York, NY - Irving Plaza
10-03 New York, NY - Irving Plaza
10-04 New York, NY - Irving Plaza
10-06 Boston, MA - Paradise *
10-07 Montreal, Quebec - Club Soda *
10-08 Toronto, Ontario - Phoenix Concert Theatre *
10-09 Detroit, MI - The Crofoot *
10-10 Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre *
10-12 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue *
10-14 Denver, CO - Gothic Theatre *
10-17 Seattle, WA - Showbox *
10-18 Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom *
10-19 Vancouver, British Columbia - Commodore Ballroom *
10-21 San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore *
10-22 San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore *
10-23 Los Angeles, CA - Henry Fonda Theatre *
10-24 Solana Beach, CA - Belly Up Tavern *

* with Monade

Don't be sad though, he's in racist/bigot/anti-gay heaven.

We've lost a great douchebag, my friends.

(tried to put a picture but no luck)

Just wanted to keep some of you folks updated, I have been extremely busy the past few days trying to Book a tour for R.A. the rugged man(wu-tang clan, 2nd generation). Which seems to be really crazy, he kind of threw out some warm up acts/support acts I had. if any readers are fans of RA the rugged man and would like more info about his dates in your area feel free to ask.
On an administrative note, now that I think of it I will more than likely but maybe not be out on the road in the fall with Stereolab as their light design guy.....which would be really fun and exciting. Thats a full U.S. tour including Canada. If that doesn't pan out, I should be done, actually I will be done recording so a tour should be ready for me solo. which promses tons of soft drinks & a bunch of laughs. I'll keep you posted

This didn't take me very long 1. Long Island 2. philosophy majors 3. meeting new people 4. awkward silences 5. hearing a celebrity talk about their own political/religious views. guess what? you fucking play make-believe for a living. 6. the fitness industry 7. back to back episodes of Charmed 8. the entire cast of "Friends" comedic delivery 9. David Schwimmer's stupid dumb face 10. the entitled 11. the "stars" of Laguna Beach 12. injuries 13. hemorrhoids 14. being rushed 15. spelling errors 16. dating 17. tacky lawn ornaments 18. the little things in life 19. the lack of any truly big things in life 20. Larry the Cable Guy 21. new things 22. petty human emotions 23. dried cum in my shaft after masturbating that makes my pee sting 24. the easily offended 25. Angelina Jolie's lips (am I the only one who thinks they look sausage-y?) 26. models 27. wiggers 28. older men with ponytails 29. razor burn 30. those old Six Flags commercials with the old guy 31. Citizens Bank 32. Cingular wireless 33. new country music 34. cranberries (fruit )35. Cranberries (band )36. Bon o37. Zach Braf f38. Rhode Island 39. having my bellybutton touched 40. fire 41. humans in general 42. diarrhea 43. Nicholas Cage's (over)acting 44. constipation 45. emotions 46. shit talkers 47. seagulls 48. flies 49. Crossing Jordan 50. when people quote Napoleon Dynamite 51. stubbing of the toes 52. sunburns 53. dehydration 54. hip-hop attitude 55. hip-hop 56. my love handles 57. the guy that played Anakin Skywalker 58. my depression59. my anxiety disorder 60. freezing cold wind 61. yellow gatorade 62. overly enthusiastic waitstaff 63. nail fungus 64. George Clooney 65. Pauly Shore 66. having really chapped lips 67. bad facial hair on people (chin-strap beards etc.) 68. emo kids 69. way too tight jeans on boys 70. goth folk 71. Tom Cruise 72. sucking air through my cavities 73. political talk 74. the smug 75. meatheads 76. "springbreakers "77. how abrasive the Chinese language sounds 78. creationists 79. faux-hawks 80. maggots 81. pastel colors 82. false vibrato 83. Celine Dion 84. busy bassists 85. the south 86. mormons 87. scientologists 88. "cute" dogs 89. salmon 90. tough guys on internet forums 91. hiccups 92. having a twitchy eye 93. dry rooms 94. dry towns 95. The Red Hot Chili Peppers 96. white people with dreads 97. loud noises 98. the elderly 99. flavored coffee 100. dry chicken 101. bad teeth 102. pubes (not once owned by me) on toilet seats 103. Jar-Jar Binks 104. my own complacency 105. our fascination with celebrities 106. diet soda 107. the fucking fashion industry 108. having an argument stem from some myspace related incident. 109. having that argument be something to do with the positioning of your "top friends" 110. jock itch 111. girls gone wild....in space 112. fake tits 113. "Growing up Gotti" 114. having my testicles checked by a female physician 115. ring sting 116. the smell of vomit 117. soft cheese. cream cheese excluded 118. the smell of old people 119. having to pee in the middle of the night 120. heavily perfumed 60-70 yr. old women 121. people who say "budaydah" instead of "potato" 122. femi-nazi's 123. girls in sweatpants that say "juicy" or "sweet" on the ass 124. Nascar 125. lime 126. that decal of Calvin pissing on the Chevy symbol 127. loud babies 128. images of childbirth 129. college girls that wear trucker hats 130. the fact that I suck at math 131. getting a bad night's sleep 132. heat waves 133. bird shit on my windshield that won't come off. 134. human shit on my windshield 135. the ignorant 136. Xtreme sports and it's participants 137. when I poop and the water splashes up and wets my buttcheeks 138. when good tv shows get cancelled 139. the feeling you get when you smoke too many cigarettes 140. the (very real) idea of tooth loss 141. dry heaves 142. Lynyrd Skynyrd 143. Aaron Carter 144. The Doors 145. birkenstocks 146. Ernie Boch jr. 147. The Saters(or really just loving them) 148. wet farts 149. the insanity of Market Basket 150. female asian drivers 151. the smell of vinegar 152. the fact that Mel Gibson and George Clooney are notorious "pranksters" 153. jokes 154. when people say "random!" after something funny is said 155. sunglasses worn indoors 156. the fact that our comfortable, sacred, awesome home burnt down 157. Grey's Anatomy 158. this new mandatory health insurance shit in Mass. 159. gastric bypass surgery 160. Dog the bounty hunter's wife 161. Shaq's acting 162. when actors try to do a Massachussetts accent and they sound like Ted Kennedy 163. excessively large SUV's 164. when I cut my fingernails too short 165. being wrong 166. when pre-pubers whip my ass on xbox live and then talking shit. it's humiliating 167. people who mistake going out to a club or restaurant for anger therapy 168. stepping full blast on a pebble with my heel 169. the first really cold day of the year 170. commercials with talking animals or babies 171. when you brush too hard and miss your teeth and jam the toothbrush into your gums 172. cats. except mine 173. public restrooms 174. men who don't understand the protocol for urinal usage spacing. Say there are 5 urinals. Left to right they are: a,b,c,d, and e. Man 1 goes to urinal a. Man 2 goes to urinal e. Man 3, if he must, goes to urinal c. 175. the morbidly obese 176. after dishing it out, having to take it. 177. explaining my tattoos 178. dudes with tramp stamps (see "spring breakers") 179. people who laugh uncomfortably after everything they say 180. the word "rad" 181. being called "chief" 182. not knowing then what I know now 183. punk rockers. yes folks, you are as big of a joke as goth people 184. losing 185. Freddie Prinze jr's stupid face that I hate 186. apologizing 187. college hoops 188. being told of what an ass I was the drunken night before 189. zipping my dick 190. art snobs 191. Mickey Rourke's fucked up face 192. old time movies 193. The Three Stooges 194. bullies 195. horses 196. poker 197. tequila 198. the pretentious. bands especially. 199. when Beef gets in "crazy mode" 200. newscasters/reporters speech patterns This was actually rather theraputic. I even switched on the safety on the shotgun that was in my mouth.

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