Have you had sex in three or more positions?
yes.

Have you had sex continuously for 1 hour or more ?
yes.

Have you devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
yes.


Have you had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
yes



Have you written an explicitly erotic story?
yes



Have you brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
yes.



Have you had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
yes


Have you had sex while standing up?
yes...it sucked..


Have you licked or sucked someone else's feet and/or toes?
no.

Have you performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
yes.


Have you performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
yes



Have you received oral sex from a man?
yes.



Have you received oral sex from a woman?
no.



Have you used the 69 position?
yes.



Have you intentionally swallowed semen? (Your own counts)
yes.



Have you woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
yes

Have you had sexual intercourse without using birth control?
yes


Have you had sex during menstruation?
yes.



Have you used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc, for sexual purposes?
yes.


Have you used ice for sexual purposes?
yes.


Have you used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
yes



Have you completely shaved off your pubic hair?
yes.



Have you purchased a sex toy?
no



Have you inserted your finger into someone's anus or had this done to you?
yes


Have you licked someone's anus?
no

Have you performed anal intercourse? (Toys count)
no



Have you used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
no



Have you used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, etc)?
a spoon



Have you been involved in the use of a strap-on?
-coughs-



Have you participated in fisting?
ew


Have you contracted a venereal disease?
yes...



Have you received money or some favor in exchanged for sexual activities?
no



Have you forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?
no



Have you had sex with a virgin?
no



Have you paid for sex?
no



Have you been involved in adultery?
no



Have you committed statutory rape?
no


Have you had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
no


Have you had sex with your boss or teacher?
no



Have you willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
I plead the 5th...


Have you ever had sex with two people from the same family?
nope



Have you had sex with someone the same day you met them?
no



Have you had sex with someone whose name you did not know at the time?
no


Have you had sex with someone you never spoke with or did not speak the same language as you?
no



Have you been openly homosexual or bisexual?
yes



Have you had more than 10 partners?
only two



Have you had sex with two partners within 24 hours?
no



Have you been in a menage-a-trois?
nope



Have you engaged in group sex (more than 3 people)?
no

Have you had sex in a public place?
no..



Have you had sex outdoors in direct sunlight?
yes!



Have you committed a sexual act while you or your partner was driving?
yes


Are you a member of the mile high club?
no



Have you had sex in you or your partner's parents' bedroom?
yes


Have you had sex in the water (bathtub, hot tub, ocean, etc)?
yes.



Have you used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
yes



Have you had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
no...drugs are dumb/



Have you ever taken a drug for the purpose of enhancing the sexual experience?
no.



Have you seen a live professional stripper?
yes



Have you committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
no

Have you committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking, etc)?
yes



Have you masturbated in someone else's presence?
yes


Have you had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
yup.



Have you been walked in on while having sex?
yes


Have you watched a pornographic movie with your sex partner?
yes

Have you been in or photographed a nude photo/video?
yup



Have you had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
yes



Do you have a genital or nipple pierced?
no



Have you practiced sexual role-playing?
yes.

Have you been blindfolded during sex?
no


Have you intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)?
yes



Have you willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
no



Have you used nipple clips?
no



Have you used a whip, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
yes



Have you drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
yes...I gave him a scar on his buttcheck...

Have you engaged in "golden showers"?
no...gross


Have you ever skipped school/work/an important commitment to engage in sexual activity?
yes


Have you ever used an electric toothbrush for sexual arousal of you or your partner?
no...

Have you ever used a massaging shower head for sexual purposes?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha yes...



Have you or your partner ever been tied up or otherwise restrained during sexual activity?
yup



Have you or your partner ever dressed up as a nurse, schoolgirl, nun, etc.
yes

during sexual activity?
no, i think i would laugh hysterically, but wouldnt be opposed to it



Have you or your partner ever dressed up as a cop, priest, dominatrix, schoolteacher, etc.
nope

during sexual activity?nope



Have you ever dressed up as a gender other than the one you are during sexual activity?
no



Have you ever been injured as a result of unusual sexual activity?
I've been unable to move...


Have you participated in a threesome with two members of the opposite sex?
nope.



Have you participated in a threesome with two other members of the same sex?
nope.



Have you participated in a threesome with a member of the opposite sex and a member of the same sex? no



Have you ever had sex while someone else was in the room and they didn't know?
yeah.



Have you ever had sex while someone else was in the room and they didn't care?
yes.



Have you had sex in the same room with another couple, who were also having sex?
yes


Have you ever had sex while using the pull-out method as the sole form of birth control?
no



Have you gotten another person to scream your name during sexual activity?
yes





Have you ever yelled out the wrong name?
I'm really quiet and don't yell names.


Have you given your or someone else's genitals a name?
yep



Have you ever had sex to music?
yes.

Have you ever been caught by security/the cops engaging in sexual activity in a place where you shouldn't?
no



Have you ever used sex as a way to get something you want (other than money)?
yes...



Have you ever played strip poker?
yea...I lost....



Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yep...


Have you ever eaten foodstuff that has been used for sexual purposes (excluding whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
no


Have you ever had sex with someone, but can't remember it because you were drunk at the time?
no


Has there ever been an incident where you or your partner shot semen (or female ejaculate) over someone's head?
no..


Have you ever given or received a facial (female ejaculate counts)?
yep


Have you ever snowballed?
lmao...no...


Have you ever given or received a rusty trombone?
a what?

Do you have an "unusual" fetish (watches, latex, pickles, leg braces, etc.
yes.



Have you ever given or received road head?
uhm? wtf is road head?



Have you ever given a hand job to somebody while they were driving or received a hand job while you were driving?
yes



Have you ever given/received head in a movie theater?
yep.



Have you ever engaged in sexual activity in a school building?
No..



Have you ever engaged in sexual activity in a graveyard?
No...its disrespectful



Have you ever engaged in sexual activity in a police car?
uhm...no...



Have you ever had sex on the kitchen table?
yes

Have you ever had sex over the kitchen sink?
no


Have you ever had sex in the rain?
yes



Have you ever had sex in a tree?
no




Have you ever had sex WITH a tree (dendrophilia)?
I've humped trees....does that count?


Have you ever had sex with twins?
no.



At the same time?
no



Have you had sex with your sibling's partner?
no.....



Have you ever had sex with someone you were related to, but not by blood?
no.



Have you had nude photos of yourself posted on a public (anyone can access it) internet site?
yep



Have you ever had sex on webcam?
yep

Have you ever posed as someone older/younger/a different gender on the internet to get cyber sex?
Yep...


Have you ever had sex with someone you met online?
yes...