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keep annaliese happy in singapore or anywhere posted : 05/28/09 at 02:46am pst listening to:Work - RJD2

ciggies.

 

friends.  food.

adventures.

 

new friends.

 

drinks and dark men

 

and oh what's this

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what's up ryan? posted : 05/26/09 at 11:07pm pst listening to:tv

my sperm and you posted : 02/10/09 at 07:08pm pst listening to:J-88

i just applied to become a sperm donor because i like masturbating and why not get paid for it....i gotta get my hustle on too ladies. soon my seed will spread all around the country (again).  tell all your friends that want babies my DNA includes much sought after traits such as drug and alcohol abuse, bad digestion, pale skin, bad attitude,

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annaliese at 7-11 posted : 08/29/08 at 02:58pm pst listening to:nothing
Has anyone ever wondered what Annaliese likes to eat after a night of drinking?  Well what she really likes is tacos, but when all the taco trucks mysteriously disappear and a bacon wrapped hot dog just won't do, it's time for 7-11. 

The picture speaks for itself.   And yes, the Slim Jim pictured is Nacho flavor.

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craigslist posted : 05/21/08 at 10:55pm pst listening to:pavement - crooked rain
i just sold two things on craigslist.  first, an ikea bedside table that totally sucks and was never used only stored.  $25 score, and i only wanted $20!!  what a fool.  i feel guilty but not really.  second, an EQ3 desk chair that is actually quite comfortable.  another $25 score.  it could probably have gone for more, but cl is a pain so ... read full entry >
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Name Andrew Age 19 Occupation stinker. Location Highland Park Hometown Cereal City Sign Aquarius About Me i have smelly feet. i can't stop farting and i make annaliese clean my poop. Why Im a GodsGirl's Member someone 'hooked me up' Superhero Power Mind Reader Sexual fantasy I'm in It Weapon of Choice I'm non-violent Hobbies stinking up annaliese's bed, dutch ovening the car, begging to be popped in the jaw. Music if its good i like it (see: i don't know what the best answer is) Movies repeat (what?) Books dr suess (see: i don't read) TV mine is really small.. tv? Art anything original (as opposed to prints or copies) Food my feet smell like cheese. Education college educated (see: corporate job) Status Swinger Orientation Straight Ethnicity neon white (see: inbreeding) Birthday jan 27 Who I Idolize my grandfather Goals to be happy Bedtime attire boner Nerdy Secret Pleasure almost everything i do is nerdy My Favorite GodsGirls annaliese Unicorn or Pegasus? pegacorn if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? act disinterested My Website
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