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andrew

Name Andrew
Age 27.8
Occupation stinker.
Location Fairfax
Hometown Cereal City
Sign Aquarius
About Me i have smelly feet. i can't stop farting and i make annaliese clean my poop.
Why Im a GodsGirl's Member someone 'hooked me up'
Superhero Power Mind Reader
Sexual fantasy I'm in It
Weapon of Choice I'm non-violent
Hobbies stinking up annaliese's bed, dutch ovening the car, begging to be popped in the jaw.
Music if its good i like it (see: i don't know what the best answer is)
Movies repeat (what?)
Books dr suess (see: i don't read)
TV mine is really small.. tv?
Art anything original (as opposed to prints or copies)
Food my feet smell like cheese.
Education college educated (see: corporate job)
Status In a Relationship
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity neon white (see: inbreeding)
Birthday jan 27
Who I Idolize my grandfather
Goals to be happy
Bedtime attire boner
Nerdy Secret Pleasure almost everything i do is nerdy
My Favorite GodsGirls annaliese
Unicorn or Pegasus? pegacorn
if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? act disinterested
My Website
i am web challenged

journals

craigslist
posted : 05/21/08 1055 pm pst
listening to: pavement - crooked rain
i just sold two things on craigslist.  first, an ikea bedside table that totally sucks and was never used only stored.  $25 score, and i only wanted $20!!  what a fool.  i feel guilty but not really.  second, an EQ3 desk chair that is actually quite comfortable.  another $25 score.  it could probably have gone for more, but cl is a pain so when someone actually comes i'll wheel and deal.  $50 bones in my pocket, which almost pays for the $1,500 or so I just dropped in San Francisco.  Which wasn't even that great of a trip.  Sad. 

There are persons on craigslist (me) that buy and sell things that they really don't need.  it is a social community all its own.  i owe craigslist everything.   i'm going to write mr craig newmark  and thank him profusely.  come to think of it, craigslist was started and is based in SF, so the city gets a free pass this time. 

now i'm going to eat a chocolate chip cookie and roll a joint.  craigslist, cookies, and weed.  now you know 90% of what makes me get up in the morning. 
bachelor party / best man speech
posted : 03/25/08 0917 pm pst
listening to: watching Dexter Season 1 with one eye

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weddings. jail?
posted : 03/12/08 0517 pm pst
listening to: erakah badu

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brunch
posted : 03/09/08 0225 pm pst
listening to: noriega - married to marijuana
had a lovely brunch this morning with the even more lovely annaliese.  ate 2 orders steak and eggs, 2 orders french toast, eggs benedict, scrambled eggs, hash browns, fruit, angel food cake and strawberries, 4 glasses orange juice, coffee, water, breakfast pizza, apple pie pizza.....hmmmmm.  it was at whole foods in pasadena which is about 80,000Sf of food joy.  came home and started playing a bunch of classic hip-hop on you tube.  annaliese grinded her teeth for about 15 minutes before kicking me out of her room.  so now i'm going to roll a joint of the grape kush (shout out to stiletto) and enjoy this day.  the birds are singing, people are all playing music loud in their cars....everyone is happy on lazy Sundays.  
video journal
posted : 03/08/08 0624 pm pst
listening to: annaliese complaining
i'm hopeless.  i wanted to make a video journal pleading with everyone not to stress out annaliese more than she already is, but i can't figure it out.  i watched Taylor's video which I thought was funny and it was uploaded from you tube so i thought i was onto something and I even have a you tube account, but I still failed.  i was talking shit to annaliese that i was playing with atari when she was still in diapers and therefore had a longer track record of technology expertise.  she laughed and told me how stupid i am, which has now been proven - again.  but back to annaliese.  the girl is already trying to break a 12 year smoking habit isn't that hard enough without additional ruining our Saturday special time together stress?!  Anyway, for those that care to watch it, annaliese just made a video insulting me yet again on a wide range of subjects.  she thinks she is so smart.  if she is really as smart as she portrays herself to be, then why is she dating me?  haha - i've got her cornered on that one.   shit .  i need your help julllllllene why were you out shopping for 'business casual' clothes when I needed you here?????????  
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