im an awful writer because i write like i speak and it all sounds contrived.
but i will write this journal so that my page doesnt look so plain, and also to please annaliese.
this verifies my existence as an active godsgirls member
TA-DAH!
i recently arrived at phoenix international airport, after spending 5 glorious days in Hell-A with annaliese and chelsea and robin and erin and nicole richie and cricket and nils and spike and 8 million people that cannot drive.
we had a magical time going to as many shops as we possibly could, being harrassed by various santas, and dying of the cold.
why in the world is la so cold right now?
we went to teddys the first night i got there and hilarity soon followed. then annaliese and i proceeded to sleep and cuddle on a couch that probably cost as much as my car, way way way up in the hollywood hills in some sprawling 60's surf style home. i wish i could have stolen the house.
the next night we went to tiny's and im pretty sure i was bored out of my mind, and the most terrifying tranny i have ever seen in my life leaned itself all over me and that was definitely a downer.
saturday night i watched the bukowski dvd i just got with chelsea and robin and spike and then i had temperpedic heaven all to myself.
sunday night tyson picked me up and i got to see chad and rosie and timmy and all these new friends, like bryan and dylan. we went to this shitty piece of shit called le disko and i thought my eyes were going to explode from having to look at so many malnourished scenestars swathed in american apparhell. thankfully, the lines were so excessive that we all went back to their house and played cranium for hours. i am quite possibly the greatest blooming flower that ever has lived.
monday we went to tinys again but this time it was actually fun. jared cut annaliese off which was mean and hilarious. i ate my fill of cherries and got to see my dear jorma.
today i left and that was a sad time.
i have no idea why i thought anybody really wanted to know any of this crap but at least i wrote something.