acthulhuspawn's journals

of what a huge nerd I am, here it is:

I read books about books.

Also,  I was walking through the mall yesterday & there was a pretty girl sitting, reading a book. I had a choice of either casually looking down her shirt or seeing what book she was reading...I chose to see what book she was reading.

Some of these are courtesy of my roommate:
You lay around the living room moaning & bitching about the heat but don't get up & open a window or turn on a fan. Make sure you blame the cat for the heat.
Every time you see a chipmunk, say "Hi Alvin, Hi Simon, Hi Theodore!" Even if there is only one chipmunk. Even if the chipmunk is, in reality, a squirrel.
You make comments or criticisms to people on the TV show you are watching. Get mad when they don't take your advice.
You use some of your tax stimulus check money to buy the first season of Streets of San Francisco.
You use some of your tax stimulus check money to buy a 52 inch flat screen tv. Even though you haven't had a job in a year & a half.
You ride on an escalator. You stop at the top of the escalator & look around. You ignore the people on the escalator behind you who can't get off.
You believe what people tell you on the internet.
You are already  in line for the Dark Knight. You have really loud conversations with Heath Ledger. (actually, that's probably more crazy than retarded....)
You think the SG is still hip. You also still have that OMC cd.

I'll let you lovely people think of more.

So I'm not entirely sure what's happening but I feel like I just lost a very good friend.
As well as someone I think very highly of.
So, yeah, this really fucking sucks.
And makes me sad.
I just hope they know that I am still here for them & always will be.

Many of you probably don't know this, but I am very famous in Bangladesh. Several years ago, I had a book of short stories published there & it has become something of a national treasure. The funny part is, I didn't actually write any of the stories! I just took some other people's stories, changed the titles and a few words here and there. United States and English copyright laws mean nothing to me! And they don't apply in Bangladesh, anyway. So far, the book has sold over 3.5 million copies and has been on the Bangladeshi equivalent of the New York Times Bestseller list for 832 weeks! The bad news is, since I don't speak or read Bangladeshi, I got royally screwed on my contract and don't receive any royalties. But I've been told  that there is a baby albino tiger at the Bangladesh National Zoo that has been named in honor of me, so I guess it evens out.


I seriously can't wait until all my fans over there get to read my "Larry Trotter" books!

my new phone # is (916)505-1493.

Feel free to send me bewbs or just say hi.

OK, So for some reason I am looking forward to the Holidays this year.  I've even made a Christmas card list & everything.
So if any of you lovely ladies would like to be added to said list & I don't already have your address, feel free to send me a message & let me know where to send it!               
(Special note: Some of you will get gifts. You have been warned!)

So, apparently Myspace allows direct links to the SlitWrist Girls but not to the lovelier, sexier, way more amazing GodsGirls.

Tom needs a sharpened axe right in the forehead.

All you miscreants that haven't watched/commented on Verucas 2 new videos suck.
That's some messed up shit.


Oh, Happy fuckin' Halloween.    :skull:   :pumpkin:   :devil:

I still miss Lee!  

got me the best birthday present I have gotten in a while......#750 baby!!!!!

(So it's not actually ever going to be in my possession, but it did make me dance around my room like a spaz....which is just as good!!!)       :grin: