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I really just want cards! posted : 06/17/09 at 10:27pm pst

So my birthday is in about 2 weeks. June 29th to be exact. And since my last couple of birthdays have sucked, especially last year, I was thinking I would really enjoy getting cards from anyone that wants to send me one. Just cards. Because cards are fun & they contain love!

So if you'd like to send a card to the old goat feel

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The Glister. posted : 04/06/09 at 11:02pm pst

If you are at all interested in reading good books then I would be hard pressed to find a book I would recommend as highly as The Glister by John Burnside. Part thriller, part coming of age story, the book takes place in an unnamed Scottish coastal town that has been decimated by years of pollution courtesy of the chemical plant that was the life

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Stoya will be the greatest porn star ever. posted : 04/05/09 at 01:54am pst

I realize that this is an extremely bold statement, so before I attempt to prove it, I would like to clarify some things. Mainly, when it comes to Stoya, I am incredibly biased. I absolutely love her. Plus, I believe that she is a robot from the future whose mission is to supply every male species in the universe with a boner. And every female a

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Samhain loves you all! posted : 03/21/09 at 01:56am pst

This is my cat, Samhain.

 

He would like you to follow him on Twitter. http://twitter.com/SamhainPurrbomb

 

That was pretty much it.

 

Just for the fuck of it. posted : 01/28/09 at 08:41pm pst

So tomorrow night I'm going to take the Jeopardy Online test. I don't have any sort of expectation of scoring high enough to actually get on the show or anything but it's something I've wanted to do for a while now, so I'm excited!

It will be just one more thing to add to the list of what makes me such a lovable nerd.

 

Wish me luck!!!

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An arbitrary cancellation by violence... posted : 01/25/09 at 05:31pm pst

is my favorite euphemism for murder. Why I have a favorite euphemism for murder, I have no idea.

Here is a picture of David Rodinsky's room:

David Rodinsky was a Polish Jew who emigrated to London in the 1930's. He was a self taught language fanatic & Talmudic Scholar. He believed that language was code & studied incessantly. Eventually, he became

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Ever had one of these days... posted : 01/07/09 at 06:02pm pst

...where you want to wish someone well on a special day, say it's there birthday, but they were such an unrepentant cunt to you that you really shouldn't want to waste anymore time on that person, but you still really want to do it anyway?

This is one of those days.

I just found out something horrible. posted : 01/05/09 at 10:54pm pst

Apparently, money has put out a restraining order on me. I'm not allowed within 100 feet of it.

This makes me sad.

My Top 10 Books of 2008. posted : 01/02/09 at 10:36pm pst

So I read a lot of amazing books in 2008, here are some:

Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolano. This book is incredibly crazy & long & I loved every page of it!

Twilight by William Gay. If you've ever wanted to read Faulkner but haven't wanted to deal with the bullshit then William Gay is your man. Southern Gothic at it's finest. Dripping with

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If you actually needed proof..... posted : 08/27/08 at 02:19am pst
of what a huge nerd I am, here it is:

I read books about books.

Also,  I was walking through the mall yesterday & there was a pretty girl sitting, reading a book. I had a choice of either casually looking down her shirt or seeing what book she was reading...I chose to see what book she was reading.
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