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Stoya will be the greatest porn star ever. posted : 04/05/09 at 01:54am pst

I realize that this is an extremely bold statement, so before I attempt to prove it, I would like to clarify some things. Mainly, when it comes to Stoya, I am incredibly biased. I absolutely love her. Plus, I believe that she is a robot from the future whose mission is to supply every male species in the universe with a boner. And every female a throbbing clit. OK, maybe I don't really believe that but if it turned out to be true, I wouldn't be surprised.  I would, however, like to be Stoya's human iPod. I would sing her songs, read her Neil Gaiman stories, Lord Byron poems & hum some Sigur Ros at her. So now that I've established my bias, allow me to attempt to sway you over to the Stoya side of the force. First, there are many, many beautiful women that do porn but not all of them are Porn Stars. To avoid a long, boring discussion of what I consider the differences between a Porn Star & someone that does porn, let's just agree that since Stoya is under contract to Digital Playground & since she has been awarded the prestigious AVN Award for Best New Starlet that this qualifies her as a Porn Star even though she still has a relatively small body of work. Stoya also possesses all the attributes I think are neccessary to be a great Porn Star. Stoya is beautiful, she can be classy & nasty at the same time. Stoya is up for anything. Stoya is wonderfully enthusiastic about & is beliavably realistic in her enjoyment of sex, which translates incredibly well to film. This leads me to the two things that I believe set Stoya apart from every other Porn Star & will eventually lead us all into Stoyatopia. Stoya's sexual energy is so fierce & so real, you can feel it radiating from her whenever you watch her. Stoya never leaves any doubt that she enjoys sex & that she is equally turned on by whoever her lucky partner/partners are. It's also apparent that Stoya wants her audience to enjoy her having sex as much as she enjoys having sex, which leads me to the next thing that sets Stoya apart. It's something only she does, & it's what firmly sets her apart from everyone else. I call it the Stoya Look & if you've seen any of her scenes, you already know what I'm referring to. It's the look of pure, unadulterated bliss that Stoya attains that not only melts your heart, it also hardens your excitement & makes it impossible to not be able to enjoy her. It brings everything she has done so far on screen to a level that is unrivalled in the business. So it's that combined with her beauty, her style & her volcanic sexuality that make it inevitable that she will (soon) be the Greatest Porn Star Ever.

 

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Alohra
04/05/09 02:59am pst

With a glowing recommendation like that, how can I not check out one of her films?!  I'm gonna rent Pirates II tomorrow.

<3

wychlea
04/05/09 06:20am pst

You won't get any argument from me!   : )

Maddox
04/05/09 11:23am pst

Stoyatopia hahaha you have that!

Yael
05/20/09 02:17am pst

"I would like to be Stoya's human IPod"

possibly the cuttest thing I've ever read on GG ^^

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