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I really just want cards! posted : 06/17/09 at 10:27pm pst

So my birthday is in about 2 weeks. June 29th to be exact. And since my last couple of birthdays have sucked, especially last year, I was thinking I would really enjoy getting cards from anyone that wants to send me one. Just cards. Because cards are fun & they contain love!

So if you'd like to send a card to the old goat feel

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The Glister. posted : 04/06/09 at 11:02pm pst

If you are at all interested in reading good books then I would be hard pressed to find a book I would recommend as highly as The Glister by John Burnside. Part thriller, part coming of age story, the book takes place in an unnamed Scottish coastal town that has been decimated by years of pollution courtesy of the chemical plant that was the life

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Stoya will be the greatest porn star ever. posted : 04/05/09 at 01:54am pst

I realize that this is an extremely bold statement, so before I attempt to prove it, I would like to clarify some things. Mainly, when it comes to Stoya, I am incredibly biased. I absolutely love her. Plus, I believe that she is a robot from the future whose mission is to supply every male species in the universe with a boner. And every female a

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Samhain loves you all! posted : 03/21/09 at 01:56am pst

This is my cat, Samhain.

 

He would like you to follow him on Twitter. http://twitter.com/SamhainPurrbomb

 

That was pretty much it.

 

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Just for the fuck of it. posted : 01/28/09 at 08:41pm pst

So tomorrow night I'm going to take the Jeopardy Online test. I don't have any sort of expectation of scoring high enough to actually get on the show or anything but it's something I've wanted to do for a while now, so I'm excited!

It will be just one more thing to add to the list of what makes me such a lovable nerd.

 

Wish me luck!!!

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Name acthulhuspawn Age 38 Occupation I work for a company that has an employee named Grimace. Location Sacramento, CA Hometown San Francisco, CA Sign Cancer About Me I like to read & write. I hope to eventually write something that someone else would like to publish. And not charge me money. Oh...and I really like ogling beautiful naked women. Why Im a GodsGirl's Member The most beautiful women in the universe are here. Superhero Power Turn the written word into actual weapons. Sexual fantasy Sex in general is pretty much fantastic. Weapon of Choice Kneecapping you with a good hardcover. Hobbies Whatever nerds generally do, I do really well. Music I try to have an open mind about everything. Movies Akira Kurosawa. Takashi Miike. Oldboy. Audition. Good porn. Anime with tentacles. Books Right now, I'm reading a Roberto Bolano, Raymond Queneau, Yukio Mishima & Haruki Murakami. I obviously like H. P. Lovecraft. TV I watch a lot of sports. WWE. Entourage. Art Lee Brown Coye, Hannes Bok, Virgil Finlay, Basil Gogos, Margaret Brundage, GG art from the pulps. Edward Gorey, Mark Ryden, Camille Rose Garcia Food Pizza. Sushi. Cap'n Crunch. A good burger. Education Some college. Lots of library. Status Single Orientation Straight Ethnicity whitest guy ever. Birthday jun 29 Who I Idolize My parents are pretty great. Goals To have a book published, hopefully by Arkham House. Bedtime attire Usually just sweatpants or shorts. Nerdy Secret Pleasure Including actual GodsGirls in my stories. My Favorite GodsGirls Right now, I'm really dugging Imogen & Evelyn. All the Girls are really great, though. Unicorn or Pegasus? Unicorn, Bitch! if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? I'd use the almighty power of sarcastic comments to make him turn the laser against himself. My Website
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