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| Name Marissa!! |
| Age 22 |
| Occupation The Awesome Opossum |
| Location Bedlam & Squalor |
| Hometown Orlando, Fl |
| Sign Gemini |
| About Me I'm... "special." I pee on things. In fact, I'm banned for life from no less than one popular drinking establishment in Orlando for urinating on the front doorstep out of anger. I hate money. My view on many things is commonly seen as "unhealthy." I love bourbon. I love making just about anybody uncomfortable. I used to fight a lot when I was younger, and now my hands are scarred to all hell. My dreams of being a hand model are completely ruined.
Oh, yeah. I will eat any fruit other than a cherry. But I still love artificially cherry flavored items. I murder bananas.
Unless they are in Cheerios. |
| Why Im a GodsGirl's Member I love naked people. I like being verbally abused by strangers via typing, especially in the forums. Also, yeah... boobs. Gotta love 'em. |
| Superhero Power Pyrokinesis fo sho! And of course a sonic shriek! |
| Sexual fantasy According to some people, if I haven't done it, it can not be done. I say... they are full of shit. |
| Weapon of Choice I plan on being able to one day jump onto somebodies head, encasing that cranium with my vagina, and crushing it utterly...all without the use of my hands, thank you Kegel exercises!! So...uh, my lady opening, I guess. |
| Hobbies Drinking, reading, smoking too much, pretending I'm better than everyone, and falling down in public. |
| Music Mostly Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, things of that nature...But, otherwise...humping music. Obnoxious things that piss people off when they ride in my car. |
| Movies Horror! |
| Books YES |
| TV I watch it about 3 times a month. But when I do, History Channel, TLC, Discovery Channel, Adult Swim, Fuel, Comedy Central or Sundance. That's a lot of channels considering the rarity with which I use them. I must be missing out on some stuff... |
| Art adriancherry.com |
| Food non-living things |
| Education Duuuuurrrhhhhh |
| Status In a Relationship |
| Orientation No Answer |
| Ethnicity white as a vidalia onion & twice as sweet |
| Birthday jun 10 |
| Who I Idolize I don't have the energy. |
| Goals The only goal i truly have in life is to be happy. It seems simple enough, but I'm still working on it. |
| Bedtime attire A sheet. OMG so hawt!!! |
| Nerdy Secret Pleasure It's no secret. I'm a big Star Wars fan and I read comics. Boring. I am boring. For a good time, don't call me. I am dull. |
| My Favorite GodsGirls That really isn't fair. |
| Unicorn or Pegasus? While Pegasus does have an airborne advantage, it is only ONE creature. Plus, Unicorns have the ability to cast spells, are very powerful, and are vast in numbers. My money is on the damned Unicorns!! |
| if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? I'd either hold up a freaking mirror or go with my first instinct; hit him over the head with Reba McEntire. |
My Website
www.myspace.com/maxi_bad |
journals
I just had to have one of my rats put to sleep. :( I am now sad.
He was a good little rattie. Had a good life. 2 years is apparently a long time for pet rats to survive.
In better news, it's decided, the tour is gonna be east coast. In October. I guess I'll post the schedule and the venues we'll be at once everything left to be booked is booked, Weeeeee... I know we'll be in tallahassee, nashville, somewhere in maryland, somewhere in upstate new york, proably north carolina... blah blah blah. Like I said, once everything is booked I'll post.
Maybe someone gives a crap about it...who knows?
Hopefully I'll see some of you out there.
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I think I forgot how to type.
Life has been fairly insane. I've been running around like a chicken with it's head cut off...back and forth, Orlando to St. Cloud and back again.
I have some kind of alien virus in my stomach... I puked a lot last night. I smell bad, I need a shower... but I'm really lazy.
I need to get my computer fixed dammit. Wee.
Ohhhh how I miss the internet...especially all of you cockstains.
"I am drowning, there is no sign of land. You are coming down with me. Hand in unlovable hand."
What a lovely song lyric.
Welllll anyways, thanks for the happy birthdays everyone. My life is insane, seriously. I will explain why once the papers have been signed.
I'm doing splendidly. I never expected to be this happy. Wonderful surprises. Scary, but amazing.
:). Have a lovely day/night or whatever.
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