Dear Mani,

You sick son of a fucking cunt. If you ever fuck up my friends again, I'll fucking end your life. In fact, you fucked up someone I care a lot about and for that, I should put my foot so far up your ass you'll be shitting vegan addidas for a week. I'll sew your asshole closed and feed you exlax for days. I'll put fly larva in your eyeballs. I'll see how many pound of pressure it takes to tear your ears straight off.

Never do that again, for reals, I'll roll straight up to you and crack you across the jaw so hard the jagged bone will peirce a hole in your cheek. I've done it before and I'll do it again. Never hurt her again or you die.

Thank you.