Swindle

Ok, so right now, my two super awesome friends Chase Lisbon and Apnea are staying with me. I'm sure I'll have picture updates of adventures shortly. At least after tonight I know I will.



So Chase asks me shortly after entering my home "hey, do you have 'A Clockwork Orange'?" I go, "yeah, I think my roommate owns it, but I've never seen it."



This illicited an intense near lecture of sorts (not really, but for the sake of dramatization, shall we call it a lecture?) that involved big hand motions and crazy bug eyes and lots of emotional outbursting and spittle about how obscene it was that there were still people who hadn't seen one of Kubrik's masterpieces, and how influential his work is and how he is one of the greatest artists of all time. This "lecture" was also induced by Apnea saying another friend of hers said the movie in question "sucked." Woopsie!



I told gesturing Chase that since he hadn't read "Lolita" and had only seen it, that he wasn't allowed to discuss monumental artists of our time until he had.



So, question, debate, whichever you prefer:



What's the big deal about Kubrik, in your not-so-humble opinions? I love the man's work, but let's hear your online gesturing and spittle if you will. And what is your fave Kubrik piece?



In other news, I can fit three people into my bed. Whodathunk?



xxo

I gave myself a fat lip the other day.  I do not have pictoral evidence, mainly because it's not as impressive as I would have hoped.  I was all scared people would think the cut on my lip was a cold sore or something.  I've never had one of those either, so I didn't know what they look like in comparison.  Having a fat lip is kinda lame, expecially when you bite your lip like I do, but kinda rad when you get to respond to people who asked you what happend to your lip with "he really loves me.  A lot."  Buahahahahah!  I am a horrid person.  And I revel in it.   I recently got to hang out with my friend Elliott at a sweet partay up in Hell A.  At said party were some really pretty ladies with really big knockers who enjoy having sex on camera.  Hai, Gina Lynn, will you please make out with me?  Thanks!  
  I love porn stars.  Certain ones.  Others, not so much.  Tara Patrick is overrated!!  Anyone want to guess Gina Lynn's nationality?  I know the answer, and it's a shocker!  One, two three, guess!   Elliott and I also took some pictures at his place a few weeks prior to said crazy party filled with a drunken Swindle.  Here's some of my faves from our funtimes with his camera:  
 



My schedule has been a bit hectic as of late.  Two jobs and 70 hour work weeks makes for a very sleepy Swindle.   Oh, and hey, in case you were living under a rock and haven't heard about the epic GodsGirls song that member Anacron made, the video for it is finished.  Here's the final product.  Cameos by yours truly, the ever-amazing Skin, Calee and her sexxxy lips, Aria's ass (whoo hoo!), and Veruca, and a few others.  
  This song was stuck in my head for days after I did this lil bit for it, and now it's gonna be stuck in my head again.  It's a great song to have stuck there.  It beats the hell out of that damn Leona Lewis song that has been stuck there for weeks on end.  Whyyyyy does it keep playing on the radioooo??  Whyyyy??  I dont' want to keep bleeding!!  I don't want tooo!  I don't want her to either, just make the bitch stop bleeding please!   I recently started reading a book entitled "The Woman Warrior."  How I came to read it is a bit quirky.  Amythia suggested it to me, and I made a mental note of it, then when I got into Katrina's car to road trip from Minneapolis to Michigan, I found it in the side pocket of her passenger door.  She told me I could take it to read.  I thought that it was far too coincidental to pass up.  It is interesting, a delightful mixture of storyline and dreamworld, and I like that.  You guys should suggest some books for me to read afterwards!  What are some of your faves you've read as of late?   I went to the fair with my good girlfriend Ashley a few weeks ago.  Cute baby farm animals, fun rides, cotton candy, and geodes!  I won't lie, I was totally going for the geodes.  Crystals turn me on.  Duh.  The weather was nice, so that was awesome.  It's been so bipolar lately.  One day it'll be sweltering disgustingly sweaty hot, the next cloudy and gloomy and sprinkly.  Ugh!  I missed the fireworks on the 4th due to working, but I didn't mind much, I've seen lots of those in my day.  Speaking of fireworks, Wisoconsin loves them!  They have bulk stores of just fireworks.  When we were driving through the cheesy state, some fireworks stores were clustered together, and I wanted nothing more than to shoot a bazuka into their general vicinity and see all of them go off at once!  Wheeee!   I am not a pyro.  I swear.  But I may be crossing my fingers while I do that.