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Solyria

Name Solyria
Age 23
Occupation Pooh Cow and Tattoo Shoppe Byatch
Location One of Those Carolinas....
Hometown Take a look, it's in a book... *cue music*
Sign Leo
About Me I'm a Solly! I like shiney things, zombies, classic flicks, porn, animated porn, midget porn.. did I mention porn? I
Why Im a GodsGirl I love expressing myself and what better way than naked? And I get to see pretty ladies naked and that's just a bonus.
Superhero Power Chainsmoker super puff go!
Sexual fantasy Bruce Campbell dipped in chocolate. *drool*
Weapon of Choice Chainsaws and Silly String.
Hobbies World of Warcrack, yaoi comics, porn, zombies, video games with zombies, zombie porn..... yeah. Stuff.
Music Noisey punk and crazy techno junk!
Movies Robert Englund!
Books Made of paper? *munchmunch*
TV House. I want to do naughty things with his cane.. Rawr.
Art Brom or Luis Royo.
Food CANDY!
Education Overly so.
Status In a Relationship
Orientation Bi
Ethnicity American/German
Birthday jul 25
Who I Idolize Fakir Musafar
Goals To raise the world's largest standing army of rubber duckies! Or would that be a navy? *boggle*
Bedtime attire Hello Kitty jammies!
Nerdy Secret Pleasure World of Warcrack and Anime. I'm super geek. And Yaoi... *orgasm*
My Favorite GodsGirls All of them. So sexay!
Unicorn or Pegasus? ZOMBIE!
if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? Throw flaming zombies and toxic bunnies at him!! HA! Could possibly pee on him.
My Website

journals

Work makes Solly sleepy.
posted : 10/03/08 0931 am pst
listening to:

So therefore, Solly is going to sleep now because she hadn't yet and it's almost noon. Yeah.


Good night lovelies.


-Solly bear

Panty Vending Machines
posted : 09/15/08 1050 pm pst
listening to:

I just had to note this and it's pretty damn special. As I noted in a previous comment, my better half and wife Jane Doe is moving to Japan and she's going to buy me panties from a vending machine. A panty vending machine. I want one. I don't know why, but it just seems like such an awesome idea.


I would never have to wash underwear again. I could just pitch them everyday and get a new pair from my handy dandy panty machine. It would fit nicely next to my dresser I think. Jane said she's going to try to find a Hello Kitty one for me; and that is exciting and all, but I'm sort of dying that she's leaving me. I'm still plotting to make her join GG so I can share her awesome nekkidness and it would just be another way for us to keep in touch. *sigh* Dammit.


And that wedding thing is creeping up on me. Less than two months and I have a ton more shit to do than I thought. Why the fuck didn't I elope or something. Fucking cupcake noodle whores. I dunno what that means, but it's bad. Bad, I tell you.


Other than my wife leaving me and wedding headaches, I'm doing dandy. I'm no longer running my site, bye bye evil web site (but it's still up, very strange... Considering I can't log onto the ftp or anything and I didn't renew it.. who knows); I quit my shitty job and got hired at the tattoo shop the Boo works at. I get to lounge around in tattoo shop with hot inked peoples and do paperwork and... more lounging.. and awesomeness. I'm pretty pleased.


I have to get my septum redone. My puppy was nice enough to pull on it and it tore a bit.. Second time it's been ripped and so I just took it out. Might still be open... I shall explore this at a later date.


And YES. GOD I'm still playing World of Warcraft. Someone fucking save me. JESUS it's fucking CRACK CRACK. Not just regular crack, it's CRACK CRACK. Solyria, level 70 Prot Tauren Warrior, rawr. I should post a pic of my alter ego, it's kind of funny actually.


Anyway. I'm going to prance away. I just wanted to share some love and sadness and yeah. I'm pulling together some more DIY's (yes, I fail, I procrastinate) but I promise more naked Soly is on the way. As always, thank you for all the lovely comments. Makes me feel even better about gettin' naked for all of you XD


And for the record, Diedre? I wish I *COULD* pee standing up. How fucking cool would that be??!? Anyway. :)


Take care my lovelies;


    Kisses and snuggles and pokey things;


 


-Solly <3

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