1. The Girlfriend is out of town

2. The Avalanche are getting their ass kicked by Detroit.

3. The Nuggets will get their ass kicked by the Lakers a little later.

4. The NFL draft is boring shit to watch.

5. The Girlfriend is out of town.

6. There;s no food in the house and I'm too lazy from boredom to go get any or do anything.

7. Bleh.

8. It says there's like 15 people online....none in the chatroom.

9. I have no beer.

10. See #'s 1 & 5 & 6 & 9