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Bleach logo. Possibly the root of a Bleach sleeve. dork. ftw.




phone cam pix. ftl.

Well i finally setup my appointment for my Oni back piece, but haven't decided if i want to stop at the waist or go to mid thigh. Should I?  My first session is in a month or so for he is booked solid up until then. 

Artist will be Dana Helmuth @ Brooklyn Adorned.

Let me just say the NY Adorned crew is equipped with an arsenal of very  talented artists who do amazing work.  One of them even appeared on an episode of Miami Ink and gave Ami a traditional tabori frog on his thigh. His name is Shinji Horizakura and he is one of the very few artists, especially in this country, who has mastered the art of Tabori tattooing. 

NY Adorned has two locations. One in Manhattan and one in Brooklyn . The Brooklyn shop being for custom pieces that require more than one session. Check out their website for more info and some pix of the work they do.

Break out those cosplay outfits bitches!

NEW YORK ANIME FESTIVAL 2008 – SEPT 26-28
                                                                  @Jacob K. Javits Center in Midtown Manhattan

Unfortunately Yoshitaka Amano's birthday party sold out, and that my friends makes me want to push a handicapped person down the stairs.




Now i can understand if i don't catch you at the anime festival, but i'd better see you here:

NYC Comic Con - February 6-8 2009! all three days!
                                                                     @Jacob K. Javits Center in Midtown Manhattan

Bring out that inner g33k in you and come roundhouse kick some unicorns in the face.  And yes there are some unicorn mobs in the newby zones.


Server: Sea of Malice

Main: Devious - DE Sorcerer

I can not wait for the new Bleach movie that will be out soon. I watch the series religiously and by far my favorite time of the week is downloading the new episodes from japan every Wed.
The series is great. The first two movies are great. And this one is gonna be fucking awsome.

Fade to Black (Goodbye Rukia)

Plot Summary: A mysterious reiatsu (spiritual particle) explosion occurs in the center of Seireitei in Soul Society, causing it to be destroyed. At the exact same time, a major change overwhelms Kuchiki Rukia, which leaves her losing something important inside. Urahara Kisuke sends Kurosaki Ichigo to Soul Society to investigate the disturbance. Upon reaching Seireitei, Ichigo is set upon and attacked by shinigamis, once allies, who have no memory of him and Rukia. Now alone and on the run, Ichigo must find the missing Rukia and uncover the cause of the mysterious incident before it's too late.

It's imperative that you all study these facts for if one day you happen to encounter thee Chuck Norris, this information could possibly save your life.. As my research continues i will keep you posted with any new information i find.

1. There are no God's Girls, only Chuck Norris's Girls


2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


4. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.


6. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


8. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


10. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.


11. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


12. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


13. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


14. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


15. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


16. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.


17. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.


18. Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."


19. Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.


20. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.


21. Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.


22. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.


23. When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.


24. Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.


25. When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.


26. Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.


27. Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"


28. Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord


29. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.


30. Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times


31. China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.


32. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about


33. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


34. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.


35. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.


36. Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.


37. Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty


38. Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


39. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.


40. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


41. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.


42. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down


43. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris


44. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


45. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


46. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.


47. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


48. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


49. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.


50. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.


51. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds


52. When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"


53. Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.


54. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.


55. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


56. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.


57. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.


58. Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.


59. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.


60. When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.


61. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.


62. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.


63. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.


64. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.


65. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.


66. A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.


67. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.


68. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.


69. Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.


70. If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.


71. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.


72. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.


73. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.


74. Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


75. Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.


76. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.


77. Chuck Norris invented water.


78. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.


79. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”


80. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


81. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.


82. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.


83. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.


84. Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.


85. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.


86. Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.


87. Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.


88. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.


89. Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.


90. Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.


91. Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.


92. Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris


93. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.


94. When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”


95. Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.


96. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.


97. On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split


98. open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't fucking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."


99. Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.


100. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


101. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.


102. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was


103. a meteor, and still owes him a beer.


104. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.


105. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.


106. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


107. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".


108. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.


109. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.


110. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.


111. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.


112. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

without a good fucking beer and you can find those at Burp Castle in Manhattan


You can leave your thirst for that cheap disgusting domestic crap at the door because they only have Belgium imports here at about $9 a mug with close to 10% alc. a pop. Catch me there later and i'll buy you a couple. If you would like to enjoy a good beer with your company and without loud obnoxious fuckers, then check the place out sometime. Yelp.com has more reviews if you're interested.

As i was prowling the internets(!) i found a couple of sites that stream current movies and tv shows along with older ones too. And when i say current i mean movies playing in the theaters. I found this very convenient for the fact that i do not need to download any torrents anymore. Most likely the movies will be cam quality but some aren't bad at all.
ovgguide.com

I keep tabs on a few sites and check their analytics  weekly, at the moment mainly sites in this industry. One of the sites is really starting to annoy me and no it's not the one you're thinking of, as "mainstream" as that site may be, it has'nt  bothered me yet.  I won't mention the sites name, but as i was lurking it's merch i noticed how they have two button designs. 

  One of them is  a Dead Kennedy's spoof where they've replaced the "DK" and band name with their own letters and site name. The other button is a spoof off of the Sex Pistol's Nevermind the Bollocks album where instead it says "Nevermind Mainstream Porn" "Here is SkankyMcSkankerton.com".  Yeah that kind of annoyed me and then today i saw one of their banners with the slogan "Punk's Not Dead" "It's Naked!" ROFL. What the fuck does that even mean?  With a model standing there all cute  rockin a faux hawk. Stop trying to give your site an image that's far from it.  So yeah that kinda pisses me off.
      
    I mean is this bitch fer real?  Is she really trying to exploit the punk scene like that to make her whorey pockets fatter?  If that is her marketing plan then she might as well buy a vendor pad on the warped tour (fuck yeah i love paying 6$ for a bottled water w/o the cap) or better yet maybe merge with that < other site that shall not be named > and get some metro rockstars to pose in your gear.  Yeah bitch  you're right about one thing, punk isn't dead and it needs no help from your ugly ass.

Your site will be my first indcutee into The Hall of Fail (dot) com and you should consider yourself lucky that i have been busy trying to design something else to even start working on The Hall of Fail (dot) com. You're not clever. You're not cute. You're an idiot and i'll  have some fun writting a review about it.

Oh and i just checked the keywords she has in her meta tags. She has "ipod" as one of the keywords. LMFAO. ExPlOiTiNg the Ipod are we!!??  haha! I don't know, maybe she has some Ipod sets on there. I do marketing online myself and i can see why she would use that, but i seriously doubt anyone who googles "ipod" would have any intention of clicking through to that site. She will never rank for that keyword anyways.  Even that  < other site that shall not be named > doesn't use Ipod as a keyword. 

*edit* It kinda gets under my skin when i see the scene getting distorted like that. I mean look what happened to CBGB's.  The fact that it helped enrich the  city with culture not to mention being an unofficial landmark of NYC , just was  not good enough to keep the doors open. It was either pay up, or GTFO.

This concludes my rant for the day.
back to what it is i was doing

~Terror

is some motherfu*kin  Charity billboards. Luckily today as i was passing through on my way home i noticed they unveiled not 1, not 2, but 4 Charity billboards.  Yes, you can only imagine the  chaotic traffic jam i was stuck in. Actually i shouldn't even use the word "stuck" since i had no desire to move, at all. If you look closely you can even see a pack of humans standing in a pond of their own drool starring at the big one, closest to us.   Eventually a pig came and made everything flow again, but before i got into the car  i decided to go crack some scene kid skulls over at mtv and then pick up some knockoff handbags along with some bootleg moviez then i was on my way.

lol, imagine that? i wonder how much it would cost.

Anyways i registered another domain today. The Hall of Fail (dot) com.  For you slow ones out there that would be a spoof off of The Hall of Fame. It's gonna be a simple site purely for my own amusement  and anyone or anything can be susceptible. The idea i have in mind is to induct  a person/place/thing into the Hall of Fail weekly or depending on the level of Fail we are dealing with we might have to leave the Fail on the throne longer than a week.  Like i said it can be anything, a person, place, cd, band, product, the entire midwest, a job, a website, a movie, anything. Oh yes, and it will be search engine optomized, so you better watch out. mwahaha.