Hey/hi/hello,

Ok, so this morning I woke up pretty early, and I felt like I didn't sleep at all. I stared at the wall for 20 minutes with no clue who I was. I'm a weird morning person it seems. And I've come to realize something. And that something is this. Me, Jeff, as a single man in this world planet, enjoys the contact of a female person. Crazy, I know. Cuddling during sleep is the single greatest way to make my sleep-time worthwhile. It allows me to awaken with a clear mind and excitement for the approaching day. I currently am lacking such contact.

Thus, I have recently filled this void with either cuddling with 1) a pillow or 2) my polar bear stuffed animal named Polar Bear. He is a good friend. PB is also large enough to convince myself in the dead of night that a lady friend has accepted my embrace. It's sorta working so far, yet, the touch of a true lady can never be replaced.

I will now spend the day daydreaming of spooning.

Your pal,

Jeff