so i got pretty banged up on friday...

was with a friend who offered a ride for me to run some errands...

the light changes and we start crossing the street....

and some asshole in an suv slammed us and crushed the focus we were in...

my girth basically kept the engine from sitting in my lap or lodging in my chest....

luckily air bags work and the sheer force of impact combined with my fat ass broke the seat into a laying position....

shitstick motherfucker cocksucker fuckin took off too, nice huh?

im pretty banged up.

nothing broken...

no cuts...

some bruises...

all my muscles and joints feel like i just did a triathlon while holding a vw bug on my back the whole time....

thankyou pain killers for taking the edge off...

so... now that i lived through ANOTHER vehicle wreck, whats up???

if it wasnt for bad luck....

you know where im going with this...