MatthewThomas

It is 4:35 am.
I was partying at Brad's house, then everybody got too drunk and/or too high and passed out.  At like 2.
I sat there by myself playing Oblivion for 2 hours waiting to sober up, because all beds, couches, and recliners were occupied.  And if you've ever been to brad's house, you know that the floor is not an option unless you lose consciousness involuntarily and just land there.  So, here i am, tired as hell, still drunk, about to catch a cold (i can feel it coming on), and the only good thing i can say is that...

One of my best friends on planet earth, who calls herself Juliet on this website, just posted a DIY set tonight, so go oggle her bodacious curves and tell her she's beautiful.

oh and i might be getting up at like uuuuuhhhh 9.

my hand smells like a cigarette. or pretzels.

"Juliet" and rachel are gonna move here next year and we're totally having a threesome.

if anybody wants to get me an xbox and oblivion for christmas/channukah/kwanza/box day/new years/whatever, i would probably never stop loving you until maybe i die.  i'm not kidding, i'll even loan you my world-class penis in this exchange, unless you're a dude and/or have aids.

or buy me a new tattoo. that's fun too.

love

Uh just so you know, Kait happens to be my baby's mama and Cassie is my zombie lover.

They are by far the coolest, hottest girls on this damn website.

Even though Cassie is a vegan.  I EAT VEGANS!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!

I just got back to atlanta.  I was supposed to go to cincinatti for 4 days.  I ended up going to cincinatti, rochester NY, cromwell CT, newhaven CT, virginia beach VA, richmond VA, raleigh NC, and seneca, SC before returning home. it took 3 weeks.

spontaneous much?
irresponsible much?

oh so my band broke up and my grandpa's dying.

fock

but i played beer pong and got mad high at jake's last night.
and i'm itching to play some music instead of watching them play super smash bros

i'm hungry

nobody is gonna read this
haha